Say something insulting to the previous poster.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Bites his toenails instead of trimming them.

And yet, he trims his fingernails.... strange...

[BadBeast]

Cries at the thought of Bambi's Mother getting slotted.   Still.

[cheezer]

Founder of the Justin Bieber Fanclub.

[Doktor Howl]

Unrepentant Taylor Swift fan club president.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually an invader from an alternate timeline, and the real reason why Tucson is in a desert.

[Doktor Howl]

How is that an insult?

[cheezer]

Sucked off "The Most Interesting Man In The World" after drinking 3 O'Doul's.

[Eater of Clowns]

Sucked off "The Most Interesting Man In The World" after drinking 3 O'Doul's.

The name is a reference to an old porn practice for a random guy coming in during a scene to perform brief oral on the female in order to clean up the anal and lube residue around her vagina so as not to waste cuts.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How is that an insult?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm doing this while simultaneously packing shit up, so my attention is a bit divided.

[BadBeast]

Hasn't had a 'Dry night' for 10 days.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hasn't had a 'Dry night' for 10 days.

Hasn't had one in 3 months.

[Eater of Clowns]

Hasn't had a 'Dry night' for 10 days.

Hasn't had one in 3 months.

Can't fucking read instructions or user names.

[BadBeast]

Has to visualise his fingers to count on, when dealing with any two numbers larger than 4.

[The Wizard]

Goes to bed every night with a blow up doll made to look my Nixon.

[Don Coyote]

Savagely mauled an entire orphanage for some crack.