The Rogue's Gallery

[Freeky]

Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Jenne? Innocent?! Jenne is a bad person!

Jenne is a good person.  She's just got this demon that takes over when she sleeps, and then she the whole San Diego.  That's why all the guys there are pregnant with mutated alien butt babies.

Well, as responsible people, we should do something about this, particularly something that would lead to more alien butt babies.

[Doktor Howl]

Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Jenne? Innocent?! Jenne is a bad person!

Jenne is a good person.  She's just got this demon that takes over when she sleeps, and then she the whole San Diego.  That's why all the guys there are pregnant with mutated alien butt babies.

Well, as responsible people, we should do something about this, particularly something that would lead to more alien butt babies.

Right.  You hold her arms, and I'll cram Lorazapam down her throat until she accidentallies into a hormone-driven werewolf.

[Freeky]

We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.

[Doktor Howl]

We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.

Obviously.  I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.

It's the only way to be safe.

[Freeky]

We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.

Obviously.  I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.

It's the only way to be safe.

Safety first! That's the responsible way.

[Adios]

Wait...you guys are going after Jenne?

What would you like on your tombstones?

[Doktor Howl]

We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.

Obviously.  I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.

It's the only way to be safe.

Safety first! That's the responsible way.

Specifically, safety for us.  DOOM for SoCal.

[Doktor Howl]

Wait...you guys are going after Jenne?

What would you like on your tombstones?

We're what?

We're just trying to help her.  She needs SCIENCE.

[The Wizard]

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.

[Adios]

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.

Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?

[Freeky]

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.

Okay, that was awesome.

[Freeky]

We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.

Obviously.  I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.

It's the only way to be safe.

Safety first! That's the responsible way.

Specifically, safety for us.  DOOM for SoCal.

Well, that's what they get! They deserved it, and you can't tell me otherwise. And you know something? They know they like it.

[Doktor Howl]

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.

Okay, that was awesome.

He forgot the weird fucking weapon thing.

Also, I don't corrupt anyone.  I just and then they and then it all turns into a weird spiral of dumb.

[Doktor Howl]

We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.

Obviously.  I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.

It's the only way to be safe.

Safety first! That's the responsible way.

Specifically, safety for us.  DOOM for SoCal.

Well, that's what they get! They deserved it, and you can't tell me otherwise. And you know something? They know they like it.

Of course they like it.  Otherwise, they'd move to Oregon.  Oregon LOVES Cali transplants, the same way we love Minnesota transplants.

YA HEY DERE!

[Freeky]

I think you should occasionally target the innocent.  Like Jenne.

Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.

Okay, that was awesome.

He forgot the weird fucking weapon thing.

Also, I don't corrupt anyone.  I just and then they and then it all turns into a weird spiral of dumb.

It doesn't always end in a spiral of dumb! Sometimes is EPIC WIN.