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Started by Requia ☣, August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

That would require a couple more wives and then even more food on hand.....

It's a terrible cycle they really should try to get out of.

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

The locals burn down the temple and they all have to flee across the country on foot again?

It's an old rule, from when Mormons were a major target of angry mobs and the government.  Outside of earthquake prep it's not worth much these days.

Ah. That makes sense 150 years ago.
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