I HAVE NOT MASTURBATED IN 3 WEEKS...

[the last yatto]

Has your celibacy improved your creativity?

[Chairman Risus]

Has your celibacy improved your creativity?

Asceticism is horsecrap.

[East Coast Hustle]

Has your celibacy improved your creativity?

that's like asking if being shitfaced drunk would improve my driving.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I just had a donut ejaculate jam into my hair. Is this related to your inability to fap?

[Cramulus]

I agree that payne is getting a little pudgy, but calling him a donut is a bit of a stretch.

[Elder Iptuous]

I agree that payne is getting a little pudgy, but calling him a donut is a bit of a stretch.

payne bin ein berliner?

[Don Coyote]

I agree that payne is getting a little pudgy, but calling him a donut is a bit of a stretch.

payne bin ein berliner?

Your grammar am wrong.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Payne was not in room at the time! Was a really real donut.

[Kurt Christ]

Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.

[East Coast Hustle]

Last chance for this thread, folks! Since one of our deckhands left and was replaced by a girl (who, for some reason, the captain will not have bunking with any of the guys) and we'll only be taking 3 scientists at a time on this coming contract, I get to move into my own cabin.

IT'S FAP TIME!

[East Coast Hustle]

Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.

I'm thinking of fapping directly into the hurricane so that anyone caught outside in the storm will be pelted with ropes of semen at 100mph.

[LMNO]

Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.

I'm thinking of fapping directly into the hurricane so that anyone caught outside in the storm will be pelted with ropes of semen at 100mph.

ANNT: East Coast -- Be prepared for thousands of "Earl Babies".

[East Coast Hustle]

If you get hit in the neck, it would be an "Earl Necklace".

[LMNO]

However, I admit I have been trying to come up with "appropriate" puns.

[Chairman Risus]

Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.

I'm thinking of fapping directly into the hurricane so that anyone caught outside in the storm will be pelted with ropes of semen at 100mph.

This + informing news networks that this is common practice amongst sailors.

"Seamen and hurricanes. How they are affecting your life, at 10"