Allow me to introduce myself...

[Jasper]

Maybe I'm in a goofy mood, but that last alt made me laugh.

[BadBeast]

Pop chot.

[saturnine]

One of my fondest memories of Glasgow was the exhibit of street weapons they had on at the GoMA...the "pish balloon" was my favorite.

PISH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2WDcvTPdc BALLOON

[saturnine]

* Demographic info your age, where you live, etc

OHAI I'm Dan, 29, male, living in Middletown, CT. You may have noticed us for our college murders and exploding power plants! Nothing but excitement.

* Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

Freelance music critic for the Advocate newspapers (http://hartfordadvocate.com/) and massage therapist.

* What you like to do in your free time
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

Bi with a preference for females over males; Buddhist; freegan; poly; progressive; environmentalist; metalhead; arts fiend; critical thinker; computer nerd; gamer; change agent.

Dislikes: bad design, faulty rhetoric, being ignored, mediocrity, lack of passion, ginger, punk rocker/mosh pit smell, hipster elitism, white guilt, white invisibility, my parents, beef (the food AND grudges), reckless use of $10 words, crowded shopping centers, cookie-cutter lyrics, social boundaries that make certain topics off-limits (female rapists, good prostitutes, kids masturbating, whether there's truth in stereotypes, the possibility of the Beatles not being amazing, etc.).

Likes: Asia, drums & percussion, lazing about for hours after sex, ambition, the way my cat notices when I'm bummed, good design, good record production, erring on the side of saying "I love you" and hugging too often, chai, plot that ties up its loose ends by the end, words that you're not supposed to say, Dharma, you turning me on to the raddest band you've ever heard, $10 words, couples who choose not to have kids, little gifts that are more about the gesture than the gift itself, wit, chosen family, people with spines and opinions and willpower.

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I met her online in 1995 or 1996, just after Al Gore invented the internet, and I've been fucking her brains out ever since, and I still haven't busted my nut.

ON IT.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

* Demographic info your age, where you live, etc

OHAI I'm Dan, 29, male, living in Middletown, CT. You may have noticed us for our college murders and exploding power plants! Nothing but excitement.

* Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

Freelance music critic for the Advocate newspapers (http://hartfordadvocate.com/) and massage therapist.

* What you like to do in your free time
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

Bi with a preference for females over males; Buddhist; freegan; poly; progressive; environmentalist; metalhead; arts fiend; critical thinker; computer nerd; gamer; change agent.

Dislikes: bad design, faulty rhetoric, being ignored, mediocrity, lack of passion, ginger, punk rocker/mosh pit smell, hipster elitism, white guilt, white invisibility, my parents, beef (the food AND grudges), reckless use of $10 words, crowded shopping centers, cookie-cutter lyrics, social boundaries that make certain topics off-limits (female rapists, good prostitutes, kids masturbating, whether there's truth in stereotypes, the possibility of the Beatles not being amazing, etc.).

Likes: Asia, drums & percussion, lazing about for hours after sex, ambition, the way my cat notices when I'm bummed, good design, good record production, erring on the side of saying "I love you" and hugging too often, chai, plot that ties up its loose ends by the end, words that you're not supposed to say, Dharma, you turning me on to the raddest band you've ever heard, $10 words, couples who choose not to have kids, little gifts that are more about the gesture than the gift itself, wit, chosen family, people with spines and opinions and willpower.

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I met her online in 1995 or 1996, just after Al Gore invented the internet, and I've been fucking her brains out ever since, and I still haven't busted my nut.

ON IT.

You and I need to get a beer. Made easier by New England, Inc.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Welcome Saturnine.

[Jenne]

Welcome BACK Saturnine. 

FIXT.  And indeed, WB.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Aha, whoops. 

[LMNO]

+++SMUG levels increasing.

[Jenne]

VOTE FOR LIAM, HE'S OUR MAN, IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN!

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

So lets see you shirtless already! 

[Telarus]

HOLYSHIT, You're Rev. Ignatious Dryroast(ed) Chaffinch?

The one who posted the weird voicemails to the early 23AE blog? I fucking loved that shit.

[Jasper]

Same one.  HFLS is awesome. 

[Cramulus]

Yeah that was news to me too!

I always used to confuse Dr. L John Heracy with Dr Jon Swabey.

[VRykV]

Demographic:

Hi, I'm Ryk (or Daniel, or Rouge, or, as my parents call me, Riccardo), I'm 19 and now I'm living in Bologna, Italy (yeah, I'm italian, so I'm sorry for all the language mistakes I will surely make).

Professional Info:
Since a few days I'm studying Anthropology...

What you like to do in your free time:
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in:

Reading (fantasy, most of all - then, everything else, from Marquez to Bukowski), writing (both fiction and non-fiction things), watching old horror movies, playing RPG's, and travel when I can. And, sure, collecting weird/fortean stuff, thoughts and ideas. And as soon as I can I'd like to start learning Romanes language.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I first heard about Eris from a writer. Then from another writer. Then I read some books, met some people, converted a little group of friends in my birthplace (Piacenza), did some messes with posters and stuff, and now I'm trying to get Her to Bologna too. And also to find out if other Discordians are there to put them together and conquer the city, at least. I mean, there is really a lot of people giving you flyers to save yourself or become a genius or something like that there, why shouldn't Discordia be represented too?