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Started by Cramulus, August 30, 2010, 03:47:13 PM

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AFK

RWHN

That's short for Rotary World Help Network.

But that's not me.  I'm Rev. What's-His-Name?

I've been around since 1975, sorry about that.

I've got a degree in Environmental Policy and a Master's in Public Policy and Political Management.  

Currently, I work as a professional kill joy.  That is, adolescent substance abuse prevention.  

I'm married to a hot piece of wifeyness and we've created two offspring, one of each gender variety.  

I've been a PD-er since May of 05 when I burst onto the scene with nary a fuss or bluster.  But then came the puns....Oh Yes!  There Were Puns!

When I'm not changing diapers, pouring bowls of Cap'n Crunch, or painting walls, I sleep.  Oh and I do musics too.  My one-man band/project is called "the illegitimate son of convention".  You can find some of my musics at www.myspace.com/theillegitimatesonofconvention  BUY MY T-SHIRTZZZ!!!!

Fuck you I'm lazy so go to the Spagbook thread to find pictures of me.

Ta-ta!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Remington

Professor Remington



Demographic Info: I'm a 19 year old Canuckistani studying CompSci in the horrendous depths of TexasAlberta. After I get my degree, I hope to change scenery and move into the horrendous depths of BC.

Professional Info: Entering my second year of Information Technology (Practical application of computer knowledge); majoring in Networking. I'll be going for a 4-year Applied Degree.

Free Time: Girlfriend, Computer games, Internet, and Reading, roughly in that order.

Interests: Alternative energy, politics, gardening, etc.

Honestly, I'm really not sure how I found this place.
Is it plugged in?

Stelpa


tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 06:33:42 PM
Professor Remington




This picture gave my children nightmares. Just saying.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel


Name: Nigel
Holy name: Bacon "Cone" Nixon
Alias: The Right Reverend, Tiki
Age: 39
Location: Portland, Oregon, where everything is Nice. Except the bridges, and the hipsters.
School: 3rd grade dropout.
Vocation: I make shiny things.
Leisure: Being a dick, ending fun, finding Too Much Fun, Taking It To The Wall.
Current projects: There's gotta be a way to bring this whole thing to a screeching halt, right?
Origination: I am the product of a breeding program that was supposed to result in the ultimate politician. I am still not sure whether they've failed horribly, or succeeded beyond their wildest expectations. Only time will tell.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dalek


Demographic info 15 year old guy from Varna, Bulgaria.

Professional Info I'm 10th grade, meaning third grade in high-school. I study in a french high-school, meaning I have lots of French classes and most of my subjects are tought in French. Apart from that I study lots of physics and astronomy in the town's observatory.

What you like to do in your free time I do lots of sports, but mainly basketball and swimming,do graffiti and most of the time I scribble sketches on any piece of paper I see. I'm in a two-man experimental rock band. A huge part of my free time is spent with the other guy from the band creating things or just hanging out.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Making music, graffiti, culture jamming, GASMs, doing anti-social shit.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?
When I was 12 or 13 I read the last Harry Potter book. It made me really, really want to be a wizzard, so I got into the occult. After going through a bunch of different shit I got into chaos magic and linked to a bulgarian chaos magic portal was a site on discordianism. It really caught my attention, so I read all I could find about the goddess and her terrible deeds. Then I got into physics, ditched the magic thing, got more into discordianism, regged myself in the forum and started posting lame n00bish posts.
Pics
I'm the guy on the left


bds

The Borderline Simpleton, BDSimpleton, BDS.

Demographic info - 16, right in the middle of England, live with parents.
Professional info - Just finished doing GCSE's at a boys grammar (high school), about to move on to Sixth Form (college) at the same school to study Politics, Media Studies, English Literature and English Language at A level. After that will probably go to University, but I haven't decided on that yet.
What you like to do in your free time - Going out with friends, spending time on the internet within various different communities, watching TV/movies/internet video, writing, reading, listening to music.
Topics/projects - Piracy (I help staff at a torrenting tracker and am involved in several other communites), I write stuff here, (I want to put more on here but I'm still trying to find my shtick I suppose), I run Radio Free Discordia (which has admittedly reached a little down time at the moment, but I have hopes for a revival).
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - I'm pretty sure I found the PD through a late night talk show host named Nick Margerrison. Looking back the show was kind of dumb, but he would occasionally talk about how he was a Discordian, and so I checked the internet, found the PD, signed up at POEE first (my first terrible encounter with Payne and Cain, if memory serves) and then eventually found my way here.

   

East Coast Hustle

I see people that keep posting claiming to be British, but they have all of their teeth.

charlatans!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 11:34:18 PM
I see people that keep posting claiming to be British, but they have all of their teeth.

charlatans!

Those are just rebellious youths, violating the traditions of their forebears.

Nurse Enabler

Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.

Tell me you love me.  Don't make me get the box cutters.

Nephew Twiddleton

Give it time. Teeth don't go bad in a night.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



Well, helloooooooooooo, Nurse!

Frankly, I had anticipated at least one other person saying hello, but apparently, everyone's busy talking about British teeth and dogfucking.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



Well, there goes all of your spare time.  :lulz:

Welcome to PD!

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



:wave: HAI!