Allow me to introduce myself...

[Xicked]

Hello, all

Demographic info I'm 30 and live in Vancouver, BC.

Professional Info I've been a massage therapist for 7 years.  I rent a room in a clinic, so I get to reap all of the benefits of working for myself and none of the responsibilities of owning a business.

What you like to do in your free time Walking, hiking, reading, poker... I spend too much time playing poker.  I'm trying to cut back, because it really brings out the worst in me, but I love the game.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?Anatomy & physiology, DNA, mysticism, BIP

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I first learned about Discordianism a few years ago (through that - - uhh..  un-named Pagan site), and while I'm not Discordian, it might be the only religion that makes any practical sense.  It's taken me a long time to sign up here, mostly because I'm not the most social person in the world, but lately I've been craving interaction with like-minded people and, well, this is a real nice place you've got here.

[Payne]

Demographic info 26 year old male. Southampton, England. (Formerly of The Great Scottish Empire)

Professional Info Freelance Bum, Domestic Help for Pixie. Motherfucking Messiah, and PD.coms resident Holy Man^TM.

What I like to do in my free time As little as possible, for as long as possible. Internetting, computer gaming, and smoking far more tobacco than is reasonable. Spiritual Guidance of my followers

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Getting a god damn job, to fund my megalomaniacal plans. I want a fucking Theocracy, bitches - with me as the Big Cheese.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I thought "man, I could do just a good a job as that on my own time". And then I did. It's easy.

[Armond]

   
   

Demographic info: I am male age 19 living in southern Connecticut

Professional Info I don't have a job and am still going to school at SCSU

What I like to do in my free time? Vida games, Practis magick (laugh all you want), drive around for no reason, surf interwebs

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Whatever happens to catch my interest in the moment 

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? at age 15 i was stumbling through a bunch of chaos magic texts and found Principia Discordia mixed in, i donut remember what i did with enough fun inducers you cant remember shit thats part of the fun.

............something somethin.... O fuck it  HIII

[Adios]

Welcome, for now.

[Doktor Howl]

Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

[Adios]

Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

Better genes.

[Adios]

Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

Better genes.

I knew cleaning the gene pool would work one day!

[Payne]

Practis magick (laugh all you want),

HAW

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Demographic info 27. Portland, OR

Professional Info Graphic Designer

What you like to do in your free time I don't have a lot of it but when I do sometimes I don't do anything at all because I'm pulled in so many directions. Off the top of my head here... spend time with my wee little babe and girlfriend, nap, analyze typography, production of all sorts of printed goods, research interdisciplinary sciences (though especially neurology, psychology, social psychology, nonverbal communication, and facial expression), work out my brain with difficult convoluted legal and philosophical concepts, hypnosis, bicycling, photography, linoleum/wood block printing, pen and ink drawings, sketch profane and obscene horrors, look at street art, hike in the wilderness, kayak, canoe, terrorize my parents for their academic bullshit (I thought I grew out of that but it was just a phase), work myself into delirious emotional states using pinealism—then unpacking the personal meaning to see what my mind is trying to hide from me, infiltrate parties, uh, that's probably good.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Things unfit to be posted in a public forum/also see above.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I'm a horrendously curious person and for a few years I just gave it free reign to get sucked into any idea I was aversive to, but especially as these ideas manifested in influential people, such as anarchists, occultists, highly religious people, right wing nuts, socially awkward people, thugs, a few particular kinds of people I must KMFMS about, libertarians, heavy drug users, and frumpy old people who sometimes were younger than me. Then, I pulled my head out of her anus which she had trapped me in and tried to run away as fast as possible, though to no avail.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

because she's DRINKING

[Cramulus]

   
   

Demographic info: I am male age 19 living in southern Connecticut

Professional Info I don't have a job and am still going to school at SCSU

What I like to do in my free time? Vida games, Practis magick (laugh all you want), drive around for no reason, surf interwebs

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Whatever happens to catch my interest in the moment 

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? at age 15 i was stumbling through a bunch of chaos magic texts and found Principia Discordia mixed in, i donut remember what i did with enough fun inducers you cant remember shit thats part of the fun.

............something somethin.... O fuck it  HIII

southern ct?
That's cool, always nice to see more spags in our neck of the woods. I grew up in fairfield, now I'm living in westchester NY.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Hello, all

Demographic info I'm 30 and live in Vancouver, BC.

Professional Info I've been a massage therapist for 7 years.  I rent a room in a clinic, so I get to reap all of the benefits of working for myself and none of the responsibilities of owning a business.

What you like to do in your free time Walking, hiking, reading, poker... I spend too much time playing poker.  I'm trying to cut back, because it really brings out the worst in me, but I love the game.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?Anatomy & physiology, DNA, mysticism, BIP

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I first learned about Discordianism a few years ago (through that - - uhh..  un-named Pagan site), and while I'm not Discordian, it might be the only religion that makes any practical sense.  It's taken me a long time to sign up here, mostly because I'm not the most social person in the world, but lately I've been craving interaction with like-minded people and, well, this is a real nice place you've got here.

btw i feel i need to take this opportunity to say,

[Xicked]

Heh, thanks - and yes, alcohol is the key.   

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Hello all!

Demographics: I'm less than immortal, and I live somewhere in the region of the southern boonies (but don't tell anyone, I'm a Yankee at heart).

Professional Info: Nothing as of yet. Haven't gotten into college, and haven't actually started working at anything I actually WANT to work at the rest of my life. So far I've only gotten one hourly job just to help pay for college when I get into it. I fully intend to be a writer though, in the realm of journalist/novelist.

Free time: What little free time I have is usually spent surfing the interwebs, specifically deviantART, talking to friends, and writing, usually in that order. Sometimes playing video games if I'm interested in one, but I haven't gotten a new system since PS2, so you can imagine most of the games I have are pretty old.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I'm not a part of any Discordian project, and I don't expect that will change until I'm securely in college. However, I did really like reading BIP, that was actually more interesting to me than PD itself, although I found both very interesting (more on that later.) Mainly the only project I'm interested in right now is getting into college. After that I'll let you know.

How did you find Eris and what did you do to her once you found her? The internet is a wonderful thing. The first hint I saw of Discordianism was a little blip on a bumper sticker on dA, which pretty much lists every religion in existence, one of which being Discordianism. Being bored and interested, I checked it out on Wiki, where I simultaneously laughed at it and also found it very intriguing, sometimes in the same remarks. From there it was short work until I found a copy of Principia Discordia and Black Iron Prison, both of which I liked but BIP I loved. Aaaaand shortly after that I looked up PD forums on google, and figured the forum labeled "worst forum on the internet" was the one I was looking for. Turns out, I was right.

Woe is me that it truly IS the worst forum on the internets! D8! So....I guess I'll be a lurker a little longer, until I can figure out where to insert myself the most painfully and with the least resistance. Haha