Allow me to introduce myself...

[Don Coyote]

We our currently a disorganized group of psychonauts, philosophers, activists, zenarchists, and CLASSIFIED FNORD
Our presence is minimal on the net.

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[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well played, Coyote!

[Telarus]

 

I work at 5 Guys Burgers and I Interpret for the Deaf

I'm so sorry for you.

Welcome to the spaggotry.

[AFK]

Welcome to the fold. 

Watch out for the crease. 

WHAT IS TODAY'S DATE?!
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No really, didn't you know the universe is just a gigantic piece of paper? 

[LMNO]

How am I not myself?
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[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

You guys are on your own.

[LMNO]

The zaniness: Truly, it never ends.

[AFK]

Isn't 5 Guys that joint Obama likes to go to for his burgers? 

[Suu]

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my psychedelic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Psychedelic Jesus, psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my psychedelic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Psychedelic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble coming, he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Psychedelic Jesus, Psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Psychedelic Jesus, Psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it as a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Psychedelic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a psychedelic ear
The man who invented psychedelic saved my soul

Psychedelic Jesus, Psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once his robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling
Jesus dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
His message clear by night or day
My phosphorescent psychedelic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
      Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
      Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Psychedelic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Psychedelic Jesus, psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Psychedelic Jesus is a holy bar

[Luna]

Isn't 5 Guys that joint Obama likes to go to for his burgers? 

Dunno, but I WILL say they do awesome burgers.

[Suu]

I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?

[Cramulus]

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Welcome to the fold. 

Watch out for the crease. 

WHAT IS TODAY'S DATE?!
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No really, didn't you know the universe is just a gigantic piece of paper? 

I dunno dude, looks like a pun to me.

[Suu]

I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?

I was about to mention my inability to eat beef, but I figured it wouldn't have been any better.