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Don Coyote

#1485
March 04, 2011, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.

That they are all filthy pagan assholes?

Not all are Pagan.  I have met a gun freak furry who calls himself Wolf.

He, too, is a useless fat prick, but not Pagan.

We need a new species group for these people...

Call them "Wolverines" they'll prolly think it sounds really cool and go round telling anyone who's bored enough to listen that "this one time a bunch of people on the internets thot I was so cool they called me a wolverine." - Double whammy  8)

True story, the mascot for my company is Wolverine, not the eat your face off uber-creature, but that cartoon guy.
Also true story, wolf is part of my last name.

I am a double plus shitneck. :lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

#1486
March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1487
March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#1488
March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:24:18 PM

True story, the mascot for my company is Wolverine, not the eat your face off uber-creature, but that cartoon guy.
Also true story, wolf is part of my last name.

I am a double plus shitneck. :lulz:

Nah, the cartoon guy is awesome.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

#1489
March 04, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.

Nice try but no cigar. Tomorrow is Saturday - everybody knows there's no such thing as saturday morning  :p

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1490
March 04, 2011, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.

Nice try but no cigar. Tomorrow is Saturday - everybody knows there's no such thing as saturday morning  :p

That's why I said tomorrow.

I fully understand that this is for a given value of "tomorrow".  It's just that I'm going to email you the first chapter tomorrow, and since you Eurospags insist on using a different time than us, you should check then, as it will really be "tonight".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#1491
March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

#1492
March 04, 2011, 05:32:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.

Nice try but no cigar. Tomorrow is Saturday - everybody knows there's no such thing as saturday morning  :p

That's why I said tomorrow.

I fully understand that this is for a given value of "tomorrow".  It's just that I'm going to email you the first chapter tomorrow, and since you Eurospags insist on using a different time than us, you should check then, as it will really be "tonight".

Looking forward to either arsing this up completely or doing something awesome as fuck. Can't say which but I'm pretty sure there will be no in betweens :D

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1493
March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1494
March 04, 2011, 05:36:10 PM
It's also the name of a fuck-awful Joni Mitchell song

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1495
March 04, 2011, 05:40:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:36:10 PM
It's also the name of a fuck-awful Joni Mitchell song

Who?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1496
March 04, 2011, 05:44:57 PM
The less you know, the better you'll sleep

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1497
March 04, 2011, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:44:57 PM
The less you know, the better you'll sleep

It's far too late for that.

I live in Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1498
March 04, 2011, 06:50:29 PM
in that case have at you

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Phox

#1499
March 04, 2011, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
:lulz:

What does that make phoxes?
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