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Started by Cramulus, August 30, 2010, 03:47:13 PM

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Quote from: LMNO on October 03, 2018, 12:47:18 PM
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I know I keep saying this but the art thing is going to happen... eventually. Is still a bit daunting but those initial storyboards are too good to not happen. I'll get there. Eventually  :oops:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Kevin

Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Con-troll

Working for an industry which makes most of its revenue by conditioning people to shoot at anything they get points for must be pretty harsh. Have you ever considered dressing up as a can of tuna and driving up to the local mall to do a breakdance show in the fountain? That would make the Goddess shit herself from laughter.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

Dildo Argentino

Hi, Kevin,

"I'm new here and thanks for having me here."
I am not having you here. you came of your own accord.

"Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do"
What's "well marketing"? Did you come here to advertise? I hope for your sake that you didn't. I don't like free online games, I don't like entertainment and I don't like you much.

"What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games."
No, actually not me. I play 3D tetris about 5 times a year, board games with my kids 'cause they deserve it, and I play music. The stuff you are referring to is offensive bollocks, in my considered opinion.

"Sometimes just chill and have a a beer."
That's good to know. Try sticking a couplefew tabs of acid in it.

"What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?"
How is that any of your business, exactly?

"Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers"
Well, if your intention was to provide a conclusive demonstration to the effect that you are a vacuous moron, hats off to you, Sir!

"How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?"
I found her by living a full and risky life, something you may also have heard about in movies. Once I found her, I offered my respects and tried to be on my best behaviour. So far, she's been easy on me.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

LMNO


chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Professional Info: well marketing

A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Professional Info: well marketing

A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

He's right, you know.  Our marketing manager is the world's scariest Siberian lady, and she's like "buy our shit or I will kill you but I will do so while stylishly dressed."
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Hello, new guy!
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

I want to steal this

chaotic neutral observer

#1719
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 21, 2018, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

I want to steal this

You may do with it whatever you wish, especially if you rewrite it in iambic pentameter.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Dildo Argentino

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Kevin

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 21, 2018, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Hello, new guy!

Thanks for the welcoming! Cheers

Pergamos

I like playing games.  A lot.  Enough that I waste a lot of time that I should be doing pother things playing games.  The website Kevin linked to had a bunch of games I did not want to play.  I did not find one I did want to play, but I didn't look that hard.  It kind of looked like it wanted to get me to install spyware.

Don Coyote


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pergamos on December 24, 2018, 11:04:06 AM
I like playing games.  A lot.  Enough that I waste a lot of time that I should be doing pother things playing games.  The website Kevin linked to had a bunch of games I did not want to play.  I did not find one I did want to play, but I didn't look that hard.  It kind of looked like it wanted to get me to install spyware.

My computer is full of angry Russian bots.  If his spyware feels a need to walk into that neighborhood, that's on it.
Molon Lube