Allow me to introduce myself...

[Doktor Howl]

Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin. 

And Pop Tarts?

[Adios]

Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin. 

And Pop Tarts?

Exactly. He made far too many mistakes in only 3 posts. Rookies.

[bookends]

I make alot of mistakes but I'm exactly where I want to be. Excuse me if I dont understand your secret codes. All hail the illuminati 

[Adios]

And there are three more give aways.

[BadBeast]

I make alot of mistakes but I'm exactly where I want to be. Excuse me if I dont understand your secret codes. All hail the illuminati  

Oh Dear. Here we go again.

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, Pop Tart...Go outside, talk to a girl.  FFS.

[Adios]

Nah, i am in ignore mode after this. It will run it's true and natural course.

[BadBeast]

Arsecrack= Southampton. The Isle Of Wight is the pile Of Shite being poomped onto Normandy.

Gosport is the annoying little haemorrhoid that pops out when you push too hard.
In fact, I'd say past Bournemouth, the farther East you go, the deeper into the alimentary canal you get. And then there's Bognor.

[Jasper]

Nah, i am in ignore mode after this. It will run it's true and natural course.

Around here, the natural course is for us to get right down in the gutter and have a slap fight for as long as it takes for them to leave or start liking it.

[BadBeast]

Not much fight in this one, methinks. (Us older folk rock)

[Juana]

Oh dear. Bookends, that's what we call pinealism. It's frowned on. Lurking some, before you post again, is probably a good idea.

/advice to noob

[Cramulus]

I make alot of mistakes but I'm exactly where I want to be. Excuse me if I dont understand your secret codes. All hail the illuminati 

it's alright; there's a lot to decode.

[bookends]

Thanks cramulus. Too many abbreviations and majical names that I have never seen before. A guy could get lost in the WOMP thread for years, whatever womp means. Same goes for Spagbook.

[Jasper]

Did you ever see the Thirteenth Warrior?  Remember that scene where the they're sitting by the campfire and he just sort of trances out and learns their language?

It happens like that.

[bookends]

World Of Microsoft Paint? Wonderful Ol' Microsoft Paint? Fudge I know I'm getting closer