Allow me to introduce myself...

[Don Coyote]

Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

[Doktor Howl]

Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

Wow.

That worked.

[Adios]

Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

What did you expect? We have invoked Kindness.

[Doktor Howl]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

[Phox]

Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

I'm hearing the same thing. Damn that's creepy.  

Oh, and you should join my posse.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

We are just doing as we have been asked.

Nicer.  Kinder.  More polite.  More of what the people want.

We're the Adam Smith of Leo Buscaglia.

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

Please let me hold you.

Jeez, guys. Just go lie down. Away from the internet. The internet is not a place for nice people. Al Gore invented it,  so you know it was just made for horrible cunts.

[Don Coyote]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doktor Howl]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

[Adios]

Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

I'm hearing the same thing. Damn that's creepy.  

Oh, and you should join my posse.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

We are just doing as we have been asked.

Nicer.  Kinder.  More polite.  More of what the people want.

We're the Adam Smith of Leo Buscaglia.

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

Please let me hold you.

Jeez, guys. Just go lie down. Away from the internet. The internet is not a place for nice people. Al Gore invented it,  so you know it was just made for horrible cunts.

Ah, if only we could. Alas, we have so much love to spread, no rest for us.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I fucking hate you guys 

[Adios]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much anger, I will light a green candle for you right away.

[Don Coyote]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

You are possessed. It is not your fault. I shall cleanse the demons from your soul. I do it out of love for you.

[Adios]

I fucking hate you guys 

We love you.

[Doktor Howl]

I fucking hate you guys 

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

[Doktor Howl]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

You are possessed. It is not your fault. I shall cleanse the demons from your soul. I do it out of love for you.

How nice!

[Adios]

Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

You are possessed. It is not your fault. I shall cleanse the demons from your soul. I do it out of love for you.

It makes me cry that you care so much.