Allow me to introduce myself...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Only if we can all sing More Than A Feeling in five-part harmony.

We can add them to the list for lulz if you like.

[snow bomb]

Alright.  Nobody knows me, but if you search prior posts...

So, I've changed my name to snow bomb.  It has a funny, whimsical meaning to me, so thus it shall stay.  I posted on here for maybe... 10 posts before.  Mostly making a righteous ass of myself.  In my defense, I was drunk.  I'd like to try my hand at posting again, and hopefully with much less fail (on my part!) this time.  I'm really harmless, mostly lame, and don't actually have anything to prove.  I'm an Alaskan resident, (don't call me Alaskan.  I'm not, I just live here.) and... if you use simple logic that might indicate how I ended up here.  I've been reading in the interim months, and hopefully can comport myself with a higher level of dignity this time around.

Thanks!
Lauren

[LMNO]

Welcome (back), SB.

[snow bomb]

Thank you sir.

[AFK]

I don't really remember you, though for a minute when I saw "Lauren" I had a short moment of, "Oh is it THE Lauren?"  I thought maybe things were about to get interesting.  But you're not, so all is good in the world. 

[snow bomb]

Nah, mostly what happened before was a bunch of drunken belligerence and not making a whole lot of sense.

Though my name is Lauren, I don't think I admitted that during my short stay here before.  I'm disappointed that I can't be THE Lauren though.

[AFK]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

[Doktor Howl]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

[Hanni]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

[Doktor Howl]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

[Hanni]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

[Doktor Howl]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

[Hanni]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

Ahh, good thing he's not around then- sounds like a nasty piece of work. As much as heated discussions can make things interesting sometimes full on arguments are never good.

[BadBeast]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover?  

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

Ahh, good thing he's not around then- sounds like a nasty piece of work. As much as heated discussions can make things interesting sometimes full on arguments are never good.

Sounds like he was a real Machiavelian arch manipulator bucket of old titwank!

[minuspace]

I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover?  

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

Ahh, good thing he's not around then- sounds like a nasty piece of work. As much as heated discussions can make things interesting sometimes full on arguments are never good.

Sounds like he was a real Machiavelian arch manipulator bucket of old titwank!

bucket of old titwank! tassel of bloody shit-weenies!