Allow me to introduce myself...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..

Hey, there.  Wear your waders and shellack your bits...We're having a mild board upset right now.  We're positively crawling with Welsh and Irish, so perhaps a bit of smelling salts under your nose will help, too.  Or just be safe about it and cram an ice cube up each nostril.

Hopefully, they'll take their annual bath this week, and things will be okay for a while.

No such luck.

Blight,
Nice and musky.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Hello!

[Suu]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Wilkommen zu Peedee!

Der Pool ist auf dem Dach.

[hooplala]

But not around black people.

Correct, for they all lust for her formerly manbits, but now deliciously ladyesque bits.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

AHHHHHHHH IT IS 000GF!!!!!!

Welcome; you are like a mythical creature. Wish I was on the East Coast so I could meet you when you come here!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But not around black people.

[Triple Zero]

(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

   

[Adios]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

[Suu]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

   

She's lovely! 

[Don Coyote]

So the Cake is not a lie. Welcome.

[3lizab3th]

Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

[Adios]

Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

Details dammit. 

[3lizab3th]

Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

Details dammit. 

It apparently went under her arm (she was in the passenger's seat) and into her chest, breaking off deep enough in her that it wasn't obviously visible... I'm not sure how that works... especially with the ribcage in the way. I think she mentioned something about an x-ray finding it, but I could have just appended another story onto it...

I'd ask her, but she's irritable right now from one of my brothers.

[Suu]

And that is why you wear seatbelts.