Allow me to introduce myself...

[Phox]

Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..

ATTN: PD. In an act of complete contrariness just to piss you all off, I declare this n00blet to be under my protection until such time as she proves to be unworthy of it and I let you know, or you all figure out that my protection means absolutely nothing, whichever comes first.

Hello Elizabeth, I hope you are neither a troll nor pineal, otherwise I will be the first to turn on you (unless Roger and Charley see it first).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

GET YOUR MOM ON HERE

STAT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..

ATTN: PD. In an act of complete contrariness just to piss you all off, I declare this n00blet to be under my protection until such time as she proves to be unworthy of it and I let you know, or you all figure out that my protection means absolutely nothing, whichever comes first.

Hello Elizabeth, I hope you are neither a troll nor pineal, otherwise I will be the first to turn on you (unless Roger and Charley see it first).

WHATEVER

I ALREADY DECIDED THAT I LIKE HER

SO BACK OFF, BITCHES.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

   

She's lovely! 

Yes, she is.

[Phox]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Hello, lady. Welcome to PD. They should warn you about me, I can be a right horrible cunt sometimes. You probably won't get on my bad side, though. Maybe not, anyway.  

WHATEVER

I ALREADY DECIDED THAT I LIKE HER

SO BACK OFF, BITCHES.

[Don Coyote]

Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..

ATTN: PD. In an act of complete contrariness just to piss you all off, I declare this n00blet to be under my protection until such time as she proves to be unworthy of it and I let you know, or you all figure out that my protection means absolutely nothing, whichever comes first.

Hello Elizabeth, I hope you are neither a troll nor pineal, otherwise I will be the first to turn on you (unless Roger and Charley see it first).

DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.

[Phox]

DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.

Quiet you.

[Don Coyote]

DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.

Quiet you.

Make me.  

[3lizab3th]

Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....

[Adios]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

   

She's lovely! 

Yes, she is.

She certainly doesn't look like the evil demoness Trip says she is. 

Just kidding.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....

Hell, no.  Go nuts.

[Phox]

DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.

Quiet you.

Make me.  

You wish.  

Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....

Yes, I mean look at me. Well... okay, I'm still a troll and I never had amnesia, but.... well, actually, I'm a horrible cunt. So, I guess that Proves you completely and totlly wrong.  

[Don Coyote]

DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.

Quiet you.

Make me.  

You wish.  

I WILL ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE OHIO!!!!!!

[Cramulus]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Hello! I can't wait to meet you guys! Here is an accurate depiction of what it will be like when we hang out in New York:



THIS IMAGE IS A WINDOW TO A FUTURE OF EXCITEMENT

IT IS A POST CARD FROM OUR FUTURE SELVES, OVERJOYED, MEETING AT LAST, LIKE EBONY AND IVORY

_{Wow I just butchered a perfectly good image of morgan freeman shaking hands with jack nicholas}

[BadBeast]

I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet 

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard.

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi.

Hi, Trip's Chick, just don't click on any of the links in the "Tools for tools like you" thread, and you should be OK.
And don't worry, Phoxy isn't always a horrible cunt, no matter what she says.  And steer well clear of the stiffy joke. Your username is a bit of a gobful though. I can't even pronounce it in my head. (And I am trying to) Shfwrulfdjgjlsgf, . . nope, that wasn't it. . . . . *sighs*