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Started by Cramulus, August 30, 2010, 06:16:16 PM

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Dean

I like these from the generator

QuotePope Whoopla Coxcomb
Inamorata Malodorous Nosegay
Doctor Lax Brand Name
Reverend Oogle Pretzel
Queen Slugabed Pudding

But the one I use when creating discordian stuff is Dean the Idle

Bishup

What is a holy name any advise on this topic would be appreciated.
I have no life.  For real.  I have never spoken to a real, live girl since 2nd grade.

the last yatto

Gir Freedom Fries with Bishup
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Persona Facade

"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
-George Bush

Telarus

Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 08:38:16 AM
Holy name?

page 00035

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/42.php

HOLY NAMES

Discordians have a tradit-
ion of assuming HOLY NAMES.
This is not unique with
Erisianism, of course. I
suppose that Pope Paul is
the son of Mr. and Mrs. VI?

And also TITLES OF MYSTICAL
IMPORT.



   
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dontblameyoko

I started using the name "Pope Blue Lightning" when commenting at 23ae
and may start using the name "Pope Duckfat".
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

hooplala

I now have many people who call me "Hoopla" IRL... but nobody calls me King of the Booze.  Except me.   :cry:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

El Sjaako

It has evolved, over the years, to:

Bellwether El Sjaako [sʒäːko] Juan-Pedro The Sausage Poking man

flipdog

Sire Flipdog El-Ronus Mariachi

beard optional

Professor of Comparative Bollockology

Pope Eggs Benedict


Phox

Quote from: Pope Eggs Benedict on December 31, 2010, 01:43:13 AM
Breakfast anyone?

Hey, whaddya know? My first impression on the type of person you are based on your name has been supported by your first post! Congratualtions! 2 for 2, but 3's the charm, so say something else. C'mon, it'll be fun. 

Fujikoma

Captain Wastoid Sleazebag
Sir Furlingtube the Bloodthirsty
Bishop Lemontree Buttgrass
Reverend Rolleyburn Hempseed
Alpha Garyon the Grey
Oracle Sting~y the Beekeeper
Gralph Strangulon the Assbag
Emperor Junglefax the Incompetent
Archmagus Furnishings Unlimited
Reverend Wrestling Sawdust
Lord Ultraviolence the Nerdy
Reverend Chickenchoker Deathpastry
Sargent Dinglehopper Fooberry

Well, I tried. Anyway, who gets to pick mine?... That is, if I get one.

NWC

#88
Nigga wit' Cetaceans

Not Weally Cawing

Nixon Washington Carter

New World Cabbage

Nouveau Wallon Cacahuèté (new peanutted Walloon)


I don't think I can top that last one, especially because nobody here in Wallonia eats peanut butter except me
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Triple Zero

You're in Wallonia? I thought you were in Belgium. When Roger said "TAKE IT TO THE WALL", he didn't mean ... well, you figure it out. Good luck getting your Pope back from the Czechs, see if I care. After all, you did use up their last stash of shower coins, last century. No wonder they invented Nutella before you guys did.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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