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Started by AFK, August 30, 2010, 11:00:12 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
Both.  Freeky, they usually give you something to take there, one pill, two at most, and then a Rx for the rest.

Bleh. Now I know though.

Tell them straight up you are broke and need samples.  If not, tell them to write the scripts for cheap antibiotics (some form of penicillan) and percocets (are cheap in generic).

A lot of times your dentist will work with you where a Dr never would because everything the dentist does is expensive. 

Jenne

Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
Both.  Freeky, they usually give you something to take there, one pill, two at most, and then a Rx for the rest.

Bleh. Now I know though.

Tell them straight up you are broke and need samples.  If not, tell them to write the scripts for cheap antibiotics (some form of penicillan) and percocets (are cheap in generic).

A lot of times your dentist will work with you where a Dr never would because everything the dentist does is expensive. 

Ahem.  My husband gives out samples.  All the time.  His dad does too.  In fact, it behooves the Docs to give them out more because they GET more when they GIVE them out.  *shrug*  But everyone's experiences vary.

AFK

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
Today:

Me:  Riding an ocean ferry to an island, having lunch, and walking around the beach AND getting paid to do it.

You:  Stuck to an office chair, pushing papers, and listening to co-workers argue over who gets to change the empty water cooler jug. 

Happy Monday everyone!

There was also yummy cheesesteaks and ice-cream.  There was a lot of walking, and a museum tour that was way too long.  Thankfully, one of my colleagues got crafty and called my director on her cell phone and pretended like we needed to get away really quickly.  I feel kinda bad though that we basically IRL trolled an 82 year old man. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Also, my federal grant co-workers aren't as good as picking up the puns as my agency co-workers.  There was this tree covered with colorful buoys.  And so I says, "Hey, what a flambuoyant tree!"  Nobody got it.  Made me very, very sad. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
Also, my federal grant co-workers aren't as good as picking up the puns as my agency co-workers.  There was this tree covered with colorful buoys.  And so I says, "Hey, what a flambuoyant tree!"  Nobody got it.  Made me very, very sad. 

Some puns, you gotta see written to get.

AFK

But...but.....it was covered with buoys.   :x
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nast

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
But...but.....it was covered with buoys.   :x

BOYS

BOYS
    \


I want something covered with boys.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jenne