My Nationalism is dead.

[Adios]

I know I made this funny, but honestly, I just cant seem to bring myself to find a lot about my country to be content with right now.

Don't give up, there is still hope for contentment!

You just killed Jesus. I hope you are happy.

[Phox]

As ruler of a sovereign nation, I would like to congratulate all my fellow secessionists.

- Empress Dawn XIII of Gibsylvania.

[the last yatto]

Is this a good time to mention that, being the only known discordian in Alaska I hearby declare my region's independence from the USA as well as my complete and irrefutable dominance and Lordship of every square inch.

I've heard this was already done, with many of your statesmen carrying around an american flag but instead of fifty stars its been replaced with Alaska's own flag withs its big dipper

[Cainad (dec.)]

The Nomadic Oligarchy of Mutton Chops hereby acknowledges Chartopia as a free and sovereign state.

I think it's high time we created our own international body to serve as a forum for ineffectually bickering at each other... a Divided Nations, if you will.

[Adios]

The Nomadic Oligarchy of Mutton Chops hereby acknowledges Chartopia as a free and sovereign state.

I think it's high time we created our own international body to serve as a forum for ineffectually bickering at each other... a Divided Nations, if you will.

A nation divided and united as we each see fit according to the mood we are in this day.
DON'T TREAD ON US OR WE WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN SON AND SHIT OUT A DAUGHTER DOOMED TO BE A PROSTITUTE.

[Epimetheus]

The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...

I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.

[Adios]

The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...

I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.

My country is only reached by marching on the road of the bones of mine enemies.

[Don Coyote]

The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...

I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.

My country is only reached by marching on the road of the bones of mine enemies.

So I shall make friends of your mines.

And then sell my services as a friend to mines to the highest bidder.

[Adios]

The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...

I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.

My country is only reached by marching on the road of the bones of mine enemies.

So I shall make friends of your mines.

And then sell my services as a friend to mines to the highest bidder.

I kill. Even 'friends'.

[Salty]

It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.

Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.

[Adios]

It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.

Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.

Why is it always about size with you?

[Salty]

Is this a good time to mention that, being the only known discordian in Alaska I hearby declare my region's independence from the USA as well as my complete and irrefutable dominance and Lordship of every square inch.

I've heard this was already done, with many of your statesmen carrying around an american flag but instead of fifty stars its been replaced with Alaska's own flag withs its big dipper

Those individuals are whackjobs and heretics and will be dealt with accordingly. And out flag is no longer the big dipper, which is lame, but a FUCKING BEAR choking to death on the remains of the palin family.

[Lies]

As it is such that Australia is in disarray with hung parliament and so, and the lack of choice we have in choosing our leaders, I am too am fed up with my cuntry,
and declaring my house a state independent of Australia.

Take that government!
You now have the nation of Australiabad to deal with  

We are pleased to join in your activites, micro-nations of the world!@

[Salty]

It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.

Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.

Why is it always about size with you?

It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.

Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.

Why is it always about size with you?

Sorry, I can't hear you over the roar of awe-inspiring bigness of my principality.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...

I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.

The Person's Republic of Kevingrad declares war on you for being a greedy capitalist pig.

We will bury your grandchildren. :shoe: :shoe: