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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Secret Level on August 27, 2010, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 27, 2010, 04:53:35 PM
You've never experienced any form of odd (shared) audio irregularity?

Of course I have.  I think most people have.

Doesn't mean there's ghosts.  It meant you heard something that you couldn't positively identify.  Maybe ghosts, maybe something more prosaic.

Like irregular expansion/contraction of shit...

Sure.  I don't deny the existence of ghosts, though.  I just haven't personally seen any first hand or properly documented evidence that leads me to believe they exist.
Molon Lube

Adios

Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

LMNO

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

Point.
Molon Lube

Igor

Here is an essay by Neil deGrasse Tyson about all the things you can find out about the shape, orbit and gravity of the Earth, using only a stick hammered into the ground:

http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/read/2003/03/01/stick-in-the-mud-astronomy
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Requia ☣

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

What theory is this?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Stelpa

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

What theory is this?

http://trotsky311.xanga.com/329025430/item/

"Hypothesis - If god exists, it is a god that hates you."

Makes sense to me  :roll:

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: nekk on August 28, 2010, 05:49:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

What theory is this?

http://trotsky311.xanga.com/329025430/item/

"Hypothesis - If god exists, it is a god that hates you."

Makes sense to me  :roll:

If you're going to go theistic, it's the only thing that makes sense other than apatheism or polytheism.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Requia ☣

There are plenty of other options off the top of my head, actual creation myths include:

There are two gods, and only one of them hates you.

An insane aborted fetus made the world, God came in to clean up the mess afterward.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 07:17:17 AM
There are plenty of other options off the top of my head, actual creation myths include:

There are two gods, and only one of them hates you.

An insane aborted fetus made the world, God came in to clean up the mess afterward.

Those still count, technically, as polytheism. The poly just happens to be 2.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nekk on August 28, 2010, 05:49:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

What theory is this?

http://trotsky311.xanga.com/329025430/item/

"Hypothesis - If god exists, it is a god that hates you."

Makes sense to me  :roll:

Don't fucking answer for me.  You were fucking wrong anyway.

Goddammit.
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

In that case might I request the correct answer?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Apikoros II

Just to keep the weird shit theme going, here is a VERY NSFW sent to me of more unusual doing in the NYC Subway System: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/just-some-chick-getting-eaten-out-on-the-4-train-nsfw/
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

Jenne

Quote from: nekk on August 28, 2010, 05:49:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
Maybe it's not ghosts at all, maybe it's just god trolling.

If we consider the Dok Howl "Malevolent God" theory, this becomes fairly plausible.

What theory is this?

http://trotsky311.xanga.com/329025430/item/

"Hypothesis - If god exists, it is a god that hates you."

Makes sense to me  :roll:

I forgot about that one.  Must be where my husband got his theory that if there's a god, it's a child that uses humans as its playthings.

Faust

RE the video.
How is exhibitionism or just not caring in away way weird? I'm fairly certain those are pretty standard characteristics in this day in age.
Sleepless nights at the chateau