Really Real Illinois Regional Divisions

[Phox]

No joke, I just edited some of the names.

[East Coast Hustle]

yeah, but you got the part on the bottom of the state wrong.

that part is called "kentucky".

[Phox]

No, I have annexed it from Kentucky and attempting to enforce re-education on its occupants. Sometimes it surprises me that being nearly equidistant from Chicago and Mississippi, Souther Illinois has a culture gapp that leans much more towards the latter than the former. Thing is, our girls don't even have the sexy accents... 

[East Coast Hustle]

but they do excel in meth-mouth!

[Phox]

Very true. Meth is the official currency of Gibsylvania, ya know.

[NWC]

I spent 16 years of my life in Chicago Minora, which people there don't consider Chicago (it's not, it's the suburbs). Now it's just easier to say I'm from Chicago, cos people here are proud when they know that it's in the middle of the states, and very few know it's in Illinois.

[Iason Ouabache]

Fuck that "Gibsylvania". Everyone knows that area is called Little Egypt because of the constant plagues that won't leave that place alone.

[Phox]

I spent 16 years of my life in Chicago Minora, which people there don't consider Chicago (it's not, it's the suburbs). Now it's just easier to say I'm from Chicago, cos people here are proud when they know that it's in the middle of the states, and very few know it's in Illinois.

Yes, this is all very true.

Fuck that "Gibsylvania". Everyone knows that area is called Little Egypt because of the constant plagues that won't leave that place alone.

I'm well aware that I rule over a plague-ridden swamp on a good day. It's not so bad. I am having trouble getting my slaves to build giant pyramids in my honor though....