YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN

[Adios]

If you can argue with yourself for 4 hours or more without reaching an agreement...YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN!

[Stelpa]

I suck at these things, but i'll give it a shot

YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF:

• The people at Kinko's know you by name

• You change your name on a weekly basis just to confuse people

• You overstocked your freezer with Friday-Hotdogs


Ugh, can't come up with any others. Maybe later when I am not so tired :s

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

You might be a Discordian if:

Some of your worst fights and best discussions are with the same people, on the same topics.

[Jasper]

You might be a Discordian if you don't act anything like one, but use the title for lack of a better descriptor.

[Eater of Clowns]

You might be a discordian if you think the priest is cursing the wedded couple by praying that they not encounter discord.

[Cramulus]

You might be a Discordian if:

Some of your worst fights and best discussions are with the same people, on the same topics.

[President Television]

If you hear about Love Canal and laugh, you might be...
A psychopath. Or a Discordian.

[Requia ☣]

If you think CSPAN has the best comedy shows on television, you might be a discordian.

[Richter]

If you claim to be clergy, but wouldn't bless anything you like, you might be Discordian.

If being accused with "Corrupting the youth of Athens" comes off to you as a compliment, you might be a Discordian.

If you argue ebst with your friends because your enemies aren't worth it, or wouldn't get it, you may be Discordian.

[the other anonymous]

If you pathetically rip-off decades-old humor that wasn't funny when it was new, you might be a Discordian.

If you start out arguing about which Foxworthy T.V. show family was better and end up googling for naked pictures of Scott Baio, you might be a Discordian.

If you've ever wasted your time making up jokes for threads like this, you might be a Discordian.

If you're already prepared to eat your neighbors when the Oil Crash comes, you might be a Discordian.

-toa,
has plenty of time before the oil crash