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The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 03, 2010, 03:40:31 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

September 03, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Brotep

#1
September 03, 2010, 03:50:22 AM
 :lulz:

I think they could have just skipped straight to this and done without the books and movies.

Lies

#2
September 03, 2010, 05:23:55 AM
This actually has been around a while now...ever since it started getting popular...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nast

#4
September 03, 2010, 07:19:57 AM
All's well that ends well, even if that means dildoes.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

President Television

#5
September 03, 2010, 07:28:51 AM
I remember a thread about this last year. It's still very horrormirthy.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nast

#6
September 03, 2010, 07:31:03 AM
It's clever marketing. Surely those fangirls must be awful lonely.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Phox

#7
September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Nast

#8
September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Don Coyote

#9
September 03, 2010, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?

cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?

President Television

#10
September 03, 2010, 07:43:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 03, 2010, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?

cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?

That's actually a feature.  :horrormirth:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Thurnez Isa

#11
September 03, 2010, 07:45:31 AM
I'm not sure how successful this would all be though. IMO one of the main appeals to the twilight series is that it allows people to buy what is basically a soft erotic novel without actually having to buy a soft erotic novel. Ranging from soft core porn for abstinence freaks to basically a Harlequin novel for people embarrassed about buying a Harlequin novels.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#12
September 03, 2010, 07:46:24 AM
that and no where do the advertise that it is made out of 168% angst
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

MMIX

#13
September 03, 2010, 09:17:05 AM
 . . . the comments - they killed me

MMIX: is dead
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

tyrannosaurus vex

#14
September 03, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
sad news:

<me> : HAHA LOOK AT THIS IT'S HILARIOUS!
<mrs. vex> : oh. seriously?
<me> : yeah... i thought it was funny.
<ms. vex> : you know, christmas is coming up...

:facepalm:
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.
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