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The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 03, 2010, 03:40:31 AM

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Quote from: vexati0n on September 03, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
sad news:

<me> : HAHA LOOK AT THIS IT'S HILARIOUS!
<mrs. vex> : oh. seriously?
<me> : yeah... i thought it was funny.
<ms. vex> : you know, christmas is coming up...

:facepalm:


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Golden Applesauce

It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?
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Quote from: Golden Applesauce on September 03, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?

Either there are different kinds of silicone, or  :lulz: !

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I told the GF I was going to get her one of those and surprise her with it next time she went to the freezer - she'd open the door and see it sitting there waiting. I expected her to not be excited by the idea . . .
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Quote from: Golden Applesauce on September 03, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?

The blend is the Glitter.
Yes, it sparkles in the Sun.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

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One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.

Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.

Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

I have a new name
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!