WHERE THE HELL IS THE FOOTBALL THREAD?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

The Rams lost got the shit stomped out of them.  And it was a sad day in St. Louis!! 

On a high note, my youngest's team handed the other team their ass.  If the 21 skunk rule were in effect for JFL football then we would have left before half time.   

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/scoreboard

I was trying to keep from crying hysterically at work..... 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i find myself very apathetic about football this year. i havent even watched a whole game. i dunno why

[Adios]

Sorry to hear that. It's shaping up to be one hack of a season.

[East Coast Hustle]

The Rams lost.  And it was a sad day in St. Louis!!

It was a happy day in Seattle, because of this.

[Adios]

Oakland watching San Diego beat themselves made it a good day For Chiefs fans.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

The Rams lost.  And it was a sad day in St. Louis!!

It was a happy day in Seattle, because of this.

What the heck do you care how happy people are in Seattle?  Aren't you on a boat in the middle of somewhere tropical and shit??? 

[East Coast Hustle]

i find myself very apathetic about football this year. i havent even watched a whole game. i dunno why

Probably because you're stuck rooting for crappy Ohio teams.

I mean, the Bengals are just your run-of-the-mill crappy team, but the Browns could probably find a way to lose to some of the better college teams. They are epically bad.

Maybe you should move to a state that isn't cursed when it comes to sports?

[East Coast Hustle]

The Rams lost.  And it was a sad day in St. Louis!!

It was a happy day in Seattle, because of this.

What the heck do you care how happy people are in Seattle?  Aren't you on a boat in the middle of somewhere tropical and shit??? 

Virginia isn't exactly tropical, just disgustingly humid. And I was in the PNW on sunday, for part of the day. And when the Seahens are playing (or on a bye week watching their divisional rivals get stomped), I am always in Seattle in spirit. I mean, there aren't many Seahawks fans out there, so we gotta represent.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

The Rams lost.  And it was a sad day in St. Louis!!

It was a happy day in Seattle, because of this.

What the heck do you care how happy people are in Seattle?  Aren't you on a boat in the middle of somewhere tropical and shit???  

Virginia isn't exactly tropical, just disgustingly republicanhumid. And I was in the PNW on sunday, for part of the day. And when the Seahens are playing (or on a bye week watching their divisional rivals get stomped), I am always in Seattle in spirit. I mean, there aren't many Seahawks fans out there, so we I gotta represent.

Fixed that for ya  

[East Coast Hustle]

sadly, your fix contains great accuracy.

But remember, Virginians may be the vilest breed of conservative, but they make up for it by being rabidly evangelical!

Also, I've been having great fun at bars innocently asking fellow football fans "so, how is Virginia Tech doing this year? They've got a pretty good team, right?"

[Doktor Howl]

i find myself very apathetic about football this year. i havent even watched a whole game. i dunno why

Because there's no "Cleveland Spiders" team.

[LMNO]

i find myself very apathetic about football this year. i havent even watched a whole game. i dunno why

Because there's no "Cleveland Spiders" team.

I wonder how many amateur bowling leagues in Cleveland call themselves "The Steamers".

[Doktor Howl]

i find myself very apathetic about football this year. i havent even watched a whole game. i dunno why

Because there's no "Cleveland Spiders" team.

I wonder how many amateur bowling leagues in Cleveland call themselves "The Steamers".

Not enough.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

sadly, your fix contains great accuracy.

But remember, Virginians may be the vilest breed of conservative, but they make up for it by being rabidly evangelical!

169% TROOF!!!

Also, I've been having great fun at bars innocently asking fellow football fans "so, how is Virginia Tech doing this year? They've got a pretty good team, right?"

I'm sure you get a lot of errrrr positive feedback on that one......  

You can also initiate a conversation with the "If Virgina is for lovers..... and end it with just about anything and they will go rabid batshit on you!

[BabylonHoruv]

i find myself very apathetic about football this year. i havent even watched a whole game. i dunno why

Because there's no "Cleveland Spiders" team.

I wonder how many amateur bowling leagues in Cleveland call themselves "The Steamers".

I always figured "Cleveland Browns" was a subtle reference to the same thing.