WHERE THE HELL IS THE FOOTBALL THREAD?

[LMNO]

Hmmm... I wonder which team will clinch a playoff berth first?



Oh, wait.

[East Coast Hustle]

Hmm, I wonder which team is destined for a karmically-induced broken femur for their balding-yet-oddly-effeminate QB?

[LMNO]

The Steelers?

I mean, he'd fit in perfectly in Provincetown...

[East Coast Hustle]

nah, he's too "bear" for the cape.

However, this raises the question: If Brady was drunk in the same bar Roethlisberger was drunk in, do you think he'd get raped?

[Adios]

nah, he's too "bear" for the cape.

However, this raises the question: If Brady was drunk in the same bar Roethlisberger was drunk in, do you think he'd get raped?

Twice.

[Suu]

nah, he's too "bear" for the cape.

However, this raises the question: If Brady was drunk in the same bar Roethlisberger was drunk in, do you think he'd get raped?

Twice.

Depends on how deep the butt plug Gisele shoved up there is.


I mean, I'd hit it...


With a fucking snow shovel.

[Suu]

Also: HOLY HELL at the Metrodome!

[East Coast Hustle]

No doubt! Saw the footage in the morning news. That was some crazy shit. And now I'm convinced that Brett Favre can control the weather, since this means there's a good chance he will be able to extend his streak.

On that note...

I think that, given his recent extracurricular entanglements, "extending his streak" should become a new euphemism.

[Suu]

I also want to know why the architects made a fucking inflatable roof in a part of the country where the snowfall is excessive.

[Adios]

I keep trying to hate Big Ben, but then the bastard shows me how tough he is.

Favre is easy to hate.

[Adios]

I also want to know why the architects made a fucking inflatable roof in a part of the country where the snowfall is excessive.

Because some hippie assed designer thought it would be cool.

[Suu]

I also want to know why the architects made a fucking inflatable roof in a part of the country where the snowfall is excessive.

Because some hippie assed designer thought it would be cool.

It's kind of cool when you're inside, but still, it makes no sense. When I went to coach my sister's taekwondo team for Junior Olympics a few years ago we were actually IN the Metrodome, so that place was my home for a week. Not only is it fucking IMMENSE to the point of ridiculousness (like everything in Minneapolis...) but the setup just seemed weird. I have pictures SOMEWHERE that I took from the nosebleed section, and the competitors looked like ants.

[AFK]

We're talking about the same stadium that, during the baseball season featured a right-field wall called "The Baggie". 

[Suu]

Yeah, I got to see the Baggie, since Juniors was held during baseball season. It's actually some sort of insult to how it was set up...by basically folding up a football tier of seats and covering them with garbage bags.

[East Coast Hustle]

I keep trying to hate Big Ben, but then the bastard shows me how tough he is.

Favre is easy to hate.

Waittaminute, Favre has started 297 straight games in the NFL at a position where everyone is trying to take his head off, and you're talking about Worthlessburger's toughness?

I'm no Favre fan, but c'mon. And I've got $5 says he'd eat Big Ben alive in a streetfight.