WHERE THE HELL IS THE FOOTBALL THREAD?

[East Coast Hustle]

FOOTBALL IS OVER.

WE CAN HAS BASEBALL NAO.

Are there people who actually watch baseball?

I mean, it's like watching chess, only you have to pay $20 to be bored.

Bullshit, football games can be just as bad.

Nonsense. At least in a terrible 3-0 football game, people are still mauling each other on every play. There is possibly NOTHING in the entire known universe more boring than a 1-0 baseball game.

WTF. That's the best kind of baseball game. That means the pitchers are kicking incredible ass.

If that shit were interesting to watch, there would be a professional Chess league.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

FOOTBALL IS OVER.

WE CAN HAS BASEBALL NAO.

Are there people who actually watch baseball?

I mean, it's like watching chess, only you have to pay $20 to be bored.

Bullshit, football games can be just as bad.

Nonsense. At least in a terrible 3-0 football game, people are still mauling each other on every play. There is possibly NOTHING in the entire known universe more boring than a 1-0 baseball game.

WTF. That's the best kind of baseball game. That means the pitchers are kicking incredible ass.

If that shit were interesting to watch, there would be a professional Chess league.

Some games are great and some seem to drag by slower than molasses dripping in the deep freeze.

[East Coast Hustle]

If I want subtlety and nuance in my sports, I'll watch soccer. When I watch American sports, I want spectacle.

If baseball wants to be interesting again, it needs to bring back the steroids.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

If I want subtlety and nuance in my sports, I'll watch soccer. When I watch American sports, I want spectacle.

If baseball wants to be interesting again, it needs to bring back the steroids.

I could get behind that idea. 

[Suu]

If I want subtlety and nuance in my sports, I'll watch soccer. When I watch American sports, I want spectacle.

If baseball wants to be interesting again, it needs to bring back the steroids.

And then this shit happens.

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/11/sammy-sosa-skin.jpg

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't care if he uses skin lightener. Hell, I don't care if he injects ground up fetus directly into his dick.

All I care about is that he hits 60+ spectacular home runs a year.

[Suu]

They should just be drunk all the time. Like Babe Ruth.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I don't care if he uses skin lightener. Hell, I don't care if he injects ground up fetus directly into his dick.

All I care about is that he hits 60+ spectacular home runs a year.

They should just be drunk all the time. Like Babe Ruth.

[East Coast Hustle]

They should just be drunk all the time. Like Babe Ruth.

Oh, hell yes. Willie Mays might have been the best baseball player ever, but Mickey Mantle was by far the most awesome baseball player ever.