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WHERE THE HELL IS THE FOOTBALL THREAD?

Started by Adios, September 05, 2010, 09:55:57 PM

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#45
September 14, 2010, 05:06:43 PM
I love that commercial.  :lulz:

Also the United Way commercial with Derrick Brooks in which he makes all the kids in the bus sing a song about him.  :lulz:


Football commercials aren't funny anymore, it's all Tom Brady looking pretty or Peyton Manning being funny.
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#46
September 14, 2010, 05:11:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 14, 2010, 05:06:43 PM
I love that commercial.  :lulz:

Also the United Way commercial with Derrick Brooks in which he makes all the kids in the bus sing a song about him.  :lulz:


Football commercials aren't funny anymore, it's all Tom Brady looking pretty or Peyton Manning being funny.

In Denver there were two morning radio stars, Hal and Charlie. They made a commercial with John Elway. All three were in the bathroom with Hal and Charlie on either side of John at the urinals. They were staring down at John. Hal said, "that's a big one!" Charlie agreed. John said you should see (another players).

Then John holds up the super bowl ring on his hand.

Adios

#47
September 19, 2010, 11:06:37 PM
It was butt ugly but the Chiefs win again. We'll take it.

Suu

#48
September 21, 2010, 03:28:25 AM
Tampa Bay won again too. I may actually have to start wearing the red again, instead of orange.

But our baseball season ain't over yet so...
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#49
September 21, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Fuck the Jets. That is all.

Suu

#50
September 21, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 21, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Fuck the Jets. That is all.

WTF was up with THAT?!

I mean, I hate both teams, but there's no excuse why NE should have lost that game to New Jersey.
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Suu

#51
September 21, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Also, with all the sports geeks we have here, why DON'T we have a subforum?
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#52
September 21, 2010, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 21, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 21, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Fuck the Jets. That is all.

WTF was up with THAT?!

I mean, I hate both teams, but there's no excuse why NE should have lost that game to New Jersey.

The defense had narcolepsy, and Brady apparently got drunk during halftime.

Suu

#53
September 21, 2010, 02:43:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 21, 2010, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 21, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 21, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Fuck the Jets. That is all.

WTF was up with THAT?!

I mean, I hate both teams, but there's no excuse why NE should have lost that game to New Jersey.

The defense had narcolepsy, and Brady apparently got drunk during halftime.



He must have suffered more injuries in that car accident than he claimed to have.
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#54
September 21, 2010, 03:00:34 PM
I think his girlish haircut was to blame.

Also, I picked up Dustin Keller on my fantasy team. Smart move, since none of the WRs on the Jets can catch the ball.
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#55
September 21, 2010, 03:13:14 PM
I hate his hair...Because his butt-chin wasn't enough.
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#56
September 21, 2010, 04:36:23 PM
The second half of the Pats-Jets game was painful to watch, and not just as a New England fan.  It was just a really incredibly shitty performance.

Dolphins-Vikings just before it was an awesome nailbiter, and last night's Saints-49ers was also very good.
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#57
September 21, 2010, 04:44:17 PM
I am English.

this entire fread confuses me.

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#58
September 21, 2010, 04:45:15 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 21, 2010, 04:44:17 PM
I am English.

this entire fread confuses me.
It's about American-style football, which you Euros lack the proper glands to appreciate.
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Suu

#59
September 21, 2010, 05:13:28 PM
Meanwhile in Premier League...Liverpool isn't in the Top 4.


...Though Blackburn is at 14 and tied with them for 5 points, so I should just STFU.
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