M. NIGHT SHALAMANOMICON

[Jasper]

M. Night Shamalamadingdong movies are great.  With rifftrax.

[Don Coyote]

I liked the 6th sense, an d Unbreakable, AND lady in the water.
I fucking hated Signs, that was fucking retarded at the end.

[Thurnez Isa]

I will admit I like the idea of aliens that are allergic to water invading a planet comprised almost entirely of water

It goes to show you that if there is intelligent life out there it is possible that they are even more retarded then us primates

[Faust]

The Happening is one of the worst things I have ever seen committed to the big screen. I don't think I will ever give him another chance.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

M. Night Shamansalmon is clearly trying to see whats the worst movie he can make but still make money on

[the other anonymous]

M. Night Shamansalmon is clearly trying to see whats the worst movie he can make but still make money on

Ooh! I can't wait for the Christmas special!

[Don Coyote]

I will admit I like the idea of aliens that are allergic to water invading a planet comprised almost entirely of water

It goes to show you that if there is intelligent life out there it is possible that they are even more retarded then us primates

My beef was more with in the end turns out his god killed his wife so she would tell him to tell his brother to beat the shit out of an alien with a baseball bat, by hitting glasses of water that his crazy daughter left everywhere, and that his son's asthma saved his life from the vile alien death gas.

[Jasper]

The Happening is one of the worst things I have ever seen committed to the big screen. I don't think I will ever give him another chance.

What are you talking about?   That part when the old widow went all head through glass-y?  Pure comedy gold.

ETA:  Maybe my comed-o-meter is out of whack though.  I also laughed way too much when I saw The Ring.

[Phox]

The Happening is one of the worst things I have ever seen committed to the big screen. I don't think I will ever give him another chance.

What are you talking about?   That part when the old widow went all head through glass-y?  Pure comedy gold.

ETA:  Maybe my comed-o-meter is out of whack though.  I also laughed way too much when I saw The Ring.

No, no. The Happening was the greatest comedy to come out of Hollywood in the last decade, bar none.

[Thurnez Isa]

The Happening was funny cause it basically was Suicide Club mixed with a "Keep Off The Grass" sign

[Jasper]

And, you know, people acting bored while offing themselves.  It's almost like schadenfreude porn.

[Suu]

For some reason, M. Night Salaamshalom just tries to create this message that never works and always turns into the same thing. I want to know what goes on in his brain and if he gets just as disappointed as the rest of us when he sees the final product.

[eighteen buddha strike]

I liked unbreakable.

That is all.

[Juana]

I like Lady in the Water, but it and The Village (which is awful!) are all I've seen of him.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Whats with all the signs hate?

Unbreakable and 6th Sense were amazing.

Everything else was crap.

Especially Last Airbender. It was like he went out of his way to ruin the source material.