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Q. G. Pennyworth

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Favorite Sentences Megathread
« on: September 11, 2018, 10:31:31 pm »
What do you post here? Your favorite sentences from your own writing, or someone else's with attribution. Context is for losers.
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 10:32:36 pm »
"The only god in this dismal world was the one she was off to kill."
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2018, 03:39:36 am »
"The sisters trooped down the stairs...The house smelled of garlic, which one of the servants had festooned all over everything, perhaps to mask the smell of the corpse, perhaps as an insult to their mother."
- Maria Devahna Headley
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 05:00:09 am »
"To him who seeks a reason but cannot abide any hypothesis of a design, whether in the form of Providence or of the Diabolical, there remains only the rationalist's substitute for demonology--statistics."
  -Stanisław Lem
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2018, 07:04:37 am »
It seems I only know how to forget the things that I want to remember.
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2018, 05:02:15 pm »
"I remember thinking the interstates were like veins in a continental body, and that the cars were blood being pumped through them."