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Started by P3nT4gR4m, September 07, 2010, 03:32:06 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#195
July 31, 2011, 08:56:01 PM
EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!
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Cramulus

#196
August 01, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
whaaat are we looking at here?  :eek:

P3nT4gR4m

#197
August 03, 2011, 11:09:45 PM
For my next trick I will attempt to landscape and shit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Phox

#198
August 04, 2011, 03:00:40 AM
Whoa. :aaa:

Freeky

#199
August 04, 2011, 03:07:47 AM
That's beautiful. P3nt.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#200
August 04, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Damn PNT that is stunning....

:mittens:

P3nT4gR4m

#201
August 04, 2011, 08:15:54 PM

This is going to take forever. I'm having to come up with new brushes for all the foliage and water effects and it's a fuckload of trial and error. Took about half an hour fucking about just to come up with something for this poxy little bush


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#202
August 04, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
Wow, nice!

Also, "poxy little bush" made me  :lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#203
August 05, 2011, 09:34:39 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 04, 2011, 08:15:54 PM

This is going to take forever. I'm having to come up with new brushes for all the foliage and water effects and it's a fuckload of trial and error. Took about half an hour fucking about just to come up with something for this poxy little bush



But that's what's cool about it, you didn't just do the whole thing the same way. I looked it up and down about fifteen times. :)
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Telarus

#204
August 05, 2011, 10:55:13 AM
Damn, you're getting a hang of those brushes dude. I'm jealous.....
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P3nT4gR4m

#205
August 05, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
When I was a little kid, admiring fantasy artwork I always wanted an airbrush. Even before I knew what the fuck an airbrush was all the cool cats were using them and the results stood head and shoulders above everything else.

Now I have something better. CS5 is airbrush2 you're not just spraying colour, your spraying shapes with controllable variation within the spray. It's the artistic equivalent of a soapy tit wank from Kelly Brook :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

#206
August 06, 2011, 04:20:18 AM
I worked for a guy who did airbrush once, we did display windows. Seasonal stuff, like after St. Paddy's he'd get calls from businesses and we'd go dowse the old leprechaun pics with laquer thinner and scrape them off, then put up Valentines shit. It was one of those jobs you have under the table while you're drawing unemployment, where you can wear shorts and sometimes drink. :D He kept kids' coloring books with his equipment for pictures of characters like Garfield to look at if somebody wanted one. He used to get his CO2 tanks filled at the Coca Cola plant, said it was cheaper that way.

When he wasn't showing people his old letters from when he used to correspond with Robert Crumb, he was bragging about how he never paid taxes. To everybody. Dude disappeared at some point after I moved, I don't know if they got him or what. :x

Fun job, though. 
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P3nT4gR4m

#207
August 18, 2011, 07:27:30 PM
Random doodle turned into this

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dysfunctional Cunt

#208
August 18, 2011, 07:31:29 PM
Now you see that is what Aquaman SHOULD look like......  And talk with a Japanese accent....

I like it!!! 

The Wizard Joseph

#209
August 18, 2011, 09:34:55 PM
P3nT4gR4m I am really impressed with your work!  The stuff in the nessie thread is exceptional as well.  My favorite for content is the fiery businessman's handshake.
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