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Started by Cuddlefish, September 07, 2010, 06:12:18 PM

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LMNO

#30
September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

Cuddlefish

#31
September 09, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

I think she's a lesbian.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#32
September 10, 2010, 01:48:37 AM
Haha, I'm actually more interested in what your Discordevangelical spiel sounded like.

Absolute crazyness knocked off a brick wall? O_o  :lol:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Cain

#33
September 10, 2010, 03:28:34 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 09, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

I think she's a lesbian.

OK then, she wants your cock separated from your body, as a trophy.

Cuddlefish

#34
September 10, 2010, 03:50:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 03:28:34 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 09, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

I think she's a lesbian.

OK then, she wants your cock separated from your body, as a trophy.

She's actually a pretty cool chick, she's got the choas symbol tat'd on her back.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

#35
September 10, 2010, 01:57:26 PM
Run away.

The Johnny

#36
September 10, 2010, 02:27:35 PM Last Edit: September 10, 2010, 02:30:21 PM by Joh'Nyx
b) Make sexy chaos madjicke-lesbian ritualSACRIFICE invoking cthulhu KANT.

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Cain

#37
September 10, 2010, 02:32:07 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kant Königsberg wgah'nagl fhtagn

LMNO

#38
September 10, 2010, 02:45:29 PM
Ask if she wants to see your ding an sich.

Cuddlefish

#39
September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
 :lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Johnny

#40
September 17, 2010, 08:22:27 PM

EHAUEHAUHEAUHUEUHEAEA  :fap:  :fap:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Don Coyote

#41
September 17, 2010, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...
She wants your mind. She wants to have conversations of a philosophical nature with you.

And probably devour your soul.

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#42
September 18, 2010, 02:31:08 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 17, 2010, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...
She wants your mind. She wants to have conversations of a philosophical nature with you.

And probably devour your soul.

Isn't that what WE do?
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
September 18, 2010, 07:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...

Did you bone?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#44
September 21, 2010, 02:56:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 07:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...

Did you bone?

Not yet. It's in my planner, though.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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