ENRICO SALAZAR FOUND ALIVE

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Apparently he has moved to Wisconsin under the Witness Protection Program:

[Cramulus]

MOM??

[Doktor Howl]

That's Ron Jeremy.  Easy mistake, though.

[Chairman Risus]

Mr.CRACKERS??

[The Johnny]

Mr Crackers seems like a good name for a white rapper

[Phox]

Mr Krackaz seems like a good name for a white rapper

Fixed.

[Don Coyote]

Mr Krackaz seems like a good name for a white rapper

Fixed.

I would buy his music.

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Mr Crackers seems like a good name for a white rapper

Or you know, Evidence, Vinnie Paz, Ill Bill, RA the Rugged Man...