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Started by Dysnomia, September 10, 2010, 04:47:58 AM

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Dysnomia

September 10, 2010, 04:47:58 AM
ALLOW ME TO READ YOUR TAROT FORTUNES



:magick:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#2
September 10, 2010, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 10, 2010, 04:54:37 AM







LIZZAYTAROT SAYS YUO WILL DIE ALONE


NO TALK DARK AND HANDSOME FOR YOU
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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East Coast Hustle

#3
September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#4
September 10, 2010, 05:00:36 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 10, 2010, 04:54:37 AM







LIZZAYTAROT SAYS YUO WILL DIE ALONE


NO TALK DARK AND HANDSOME FOR YOU

/SEPPUKU

Dysnomia

#5
September 10, 2010, 05:05:04 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.

My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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the last yatto

#6
September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Dysnomia

#7
September 10, 2010, 05:36:46 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?

No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Eater of Clowns

#8
September 10, 2010, 05:38:03 AM
READ ME
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

tyrannosaurus vex

#9
September 10, 2010, 05:41:16 AM
What are the chances that I can give up on my addiction to payday loans?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Rumckle

#10
September 10, 2010, 05:43:09 AM
Can your cards tell me what I did last night? I don't quite remember
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

the last yatto

#11
September 10, 2010, 05:43:59 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:36:46 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?

No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.

Well laughing is good right, what should I change as I havn't submitted it yet
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Dysnomia

#12
September 10, 2010, 05:45:17 AM
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#13
September 10, 2010, 05:45:55 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 10, 2010, 05:41:16 AM
What are the chances that I can give up on my addiction to payday loans?

somewhere between nil, and zilch.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#14
September 10, 2010, 05:46:28 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 10, 2010, 05:43:09 AM
Can your cards tell me what I did last night? I don't quite remember

I see tabledancing.

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