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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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ATTN: CRAMULUS

Started by No u, September 17, 2010, 12:30:04 AM

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No u

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Yo! Somebody gimme some of that pac man juice!

Cramulus

THAT'S what I need. My smooth elfish face needs a tonic or elixir or something. This thing sure ain't working: