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Started by East Coast Hustle, September 16, 2010, 01:34:59 PM

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East Coast Hustle

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/last-days/Content?oid=4887839&hp

QuoteSATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 Nothing happened today, unless you count the ninth anniversary of the worst day in modern American history, or the operatic tragedy that unfolded in Enumclaw, where tonight a group of friends gathered at a bar for a birthday party, on the way home from which one of the guests fatally struck a bicyclist, realized the dead cyclist was the friend whose birthday they'd just been celebrating, and immediately committed suicide with a pistol. "We're investigating to see if alcohol was a factor on the part of the driver," said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff's Office to KING 5.

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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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How come the guests were driving home (drunk) when the birthday guy had to ride his bike?  I mean, they were obviously going the same way... 

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With friends like that.  Christ.

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The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   :horrormirth:

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Quote from: Cramulus on September 16, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   :horrormirth:

You do know you're going to hell for that, don't you?  :lulz:

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It's too painfully ironic to not have happened.

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Quote from: Cramulus on September 16, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   :horrormirth:

That actually made me laugh, you evil man.
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