ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Do you have Wireshark installed? Do some packet sniffing, see if there's other people nearby in the middle of your nowhere and tell them to go to their own middle of nowhere damn bitches.

On my phone? You can do that?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

G7P: Have you fought and defeated a bear hand to hand yet? Have you acidentally on purpose married a sibling? Are you making your own moonshine and shooting at Guv'mint types who come knocking on your (tent)door? Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

~~~Payne: Doesn't believe you are in the middle of nowhere at all...

No. No. No and no. Yes.

~~~G7P: Notes that your belief is unnecessary.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

So, does it make a sound? 

Yes.

[Payne]

Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?

[Payne]

Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?

Dingo tipping. And you just KNOW that there has to be some sick as fuck thing you could do to that opera house.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?

Dingo tipping. And you just KNOW that there has to be some sick as fuck thing you could do to that opera house.

Oh, shit... I forgot about that.

Hey, let me borrow your wallet and passport for 3 weeks.