I am undone. Like Samson.

[Doktor Howl]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

[Jenne]

Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.

[Freeky]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

[Adios]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

I have no words.....

[Doktor Howl]

Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.

Wax comes on Sunday, when it's just long enough to grab.

[Doktor Howl]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   

[Doktor Howl]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

I have no words.....

What can I say?  I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter.  All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want.  This usually involves meathammers.

[Adios]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

I have no words.....

What can I say?  I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter.  All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want.  This usually involves meathammers.

Then you need a pair of those meat hooks! For SCIENCE and self defense.

[Freeky]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

[East Coast Hustle]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

DEAR GODDESS NO!!!!!!   

[Payne]

The fur should be packaged and sent to The Faithful.

[Doktor Howl]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

[Doktor Howl]

At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

THAT.

CAN.

BE.

ARRANGED.

[Adios]

Oh dear god.