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Slow Time in Fat City™, part 7: There is no subjective reality.

Started by Doktor Howl, September 20, 2010, 05:58:48 PM

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Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.



Fuck that shit.  When painless dentistry goes, I'm going with it, even if I have to BEAT the coyotes into eating me.

Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.



Fuck that shit.  When painless dentistry goes, I'm going with it, even if I have to BEAT the coyotes into eating me.



I hate to be the one......but they will shit out hundreds of tiny Doks.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:11:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.



Fuck that shit.  When painless dentistry goes, I'm going with it, even if I have to BEAT the coyotes into eating me.



I hate to be the one......but they will shit out hundreds of tiny Doks.

Well, then, I guess it will be time to have a little word with God then, won't it?
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteWell, then, I guess it will be time to have a little word with God then, won't it?

Don't forget the Devil man. Both of those bastards have some things to answer for.
Insanity we trust.

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:11:59 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:11:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.



Fuck that shit.  When painless dentistry goes, I'm going with it, even if I have to BEAT the coyotes into eating me.



I hate to be the one......but they will shit out hundreds of tiny Doks.

Well, then, I guess it will be time to have a little word with God then, won't it?

I thought we killed him.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:16:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:11:59 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:11:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.



Fuck that shit.  When painless dentistry goes, I'm going with it, even if I have to BEAT the coyotes into eating me.



I hate to be the one......but they will shit out hundreds of tiny Doks.

Well, then, I guess it will be time to have a little word with God then, won't it?

I thought we killed him.

That's just what the Romans thought.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:20:34 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:16:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:11:59 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:11:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 02:59:15 AM
As I said, this whole horrorology thing was a fucking mistake.

I won't be repeating it.

And this is the real horror. We could have been something. Now less than a footnote in history.

Won't matter.  All this shit will disappear when the lights go out.

Of course, so will we.

Dok, you, me, and a few others will pop out the other side intact. It sucks being immortal.



Fuck that shit.  When painless dentistry goes, I'm going with it, even if I have to BEAT the coyotes into eating me.



I hate to be the one......but they will shit out hundreds of tiny Doks.

Well, then, I guess it will be time to have a little word with God then, won't it?

I thought we killed him.

That's just what the Romans thought.

Yeah, but they wore miniskirts.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 01:11:52 AM
Hey Dok, this thing between you and EoC is only symptomatic. A few days ago I asked for some help from this board and in the process killed a thread.  Nobody here wants to actually effect any changes, they just want to group up and bitch about shit. Well, fuck the lot of them. I don't need any help, I have rarely ever asked for any, and I don't know why I weakened and asked for it this time.

Never again.

Never again.

Hawk,
is a stand alone wrecking ball.

You know, I saw the petulant aftermath of that thread and I just want to throw a big hearty "fuck you" out there about it.

You know I think the world of you, but this whole "my personal army" and "if you people aren't doing what I want you to do, then whatever you're doing is just shit" attitude everyone seems to be copping lately is bullshit. So nobody was around to service your pet project. So suck my dick... maybe people were too busy trying to fucking survive.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Adios


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Fuck you Nigel. I rarely if ever ask for fucking help.

yeah, and I didn't even fucking see it when you posted it, but me and everyone else who DIDN'T FUCKING SEE IT or DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT THEN got blasted anyway, regardless. And you're not the only one with that attitude lately.

It doesn't matter how rarely you ask for help... it doesn't ENTITLE you to it. But you can have a tantrum anyway, if that's what you want.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."