SPIDERS: It's not a game.

[The Wizard]

Son of a bitch. Remember what happened the first Werewolf game? Huh? Look it up! I was murdered! For no reason!

[Doktor Howl]

IT'S
FUCKING
FRED!

[Don Coyote]

Until more infor pops out I am so totally trusting my dice over you paranoid crazy heads.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Son of a bitch. Remember what happened the first Werewolf game? Huh? Look it up! I was murdered! For no reason!

That was because you tried to help people. Do you know how suspicious it looks when you try to help people?  

[The Wizard]

That was because you tried to help people. Do you know how suspicious it looks when you try to help people?

Goddammit, I'm the protagonist! What else can I do?

[Don Coyote]

That was because you tried to help people. Do you know how suspicious it looks when you try to help people?

Goddammit, I'm the protagonist! What else can I do?

Die a martyr?

[The Wizard]

Die a martyr?

...oh shit.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

That was because you tried to help people. Do you know how suspicious it looks when you try to help people?

Goddammit, I'm the protagonist! What else can I do?

Go medically insane? Punt a cranky old man across the room?

[The Wizard]

If I can find a nemesis, then I might possibly avoid death, at least within genre conventions.

[Don Coyote]

Die a martyr?

...oh shit.

Although it would be hilarious if you were the Discordian and we offed you in the first round.

[The Wizard]

Although it would be hilarious if you were the Discordian and we offed you in the first round.

True, but sadly I am not he.

[Rumckle]

I think LMNO is the spider

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Although it would be hilarious if you were the Discordian and we offed you in the first round.

True, but sadly I am not he.

So then you're a spider! 

[The Wizard]

So then you're a spider!

I'm neither!

[Doktor Howl]

If I can find a nemesis, then I might possibly avoid death, at least within genre conventions.

*ahem*

Dok,
Stomps on a kitten and drops nerve gas on Edmonton.