SPIDERS: It's not a game.

[The Wizard]

(stares dumbly at the television, which is showing reruns of Survivor. Idly licking Doritos' stains from fingers and lips. Fate worse than death)

[Eater of Clowns]

Fuck, can we vote to put someone who was subsumed on a bus?  Semaj is all depressing me and shit.

[The Wizard]

(slight glint of thought shines in eyes, followed by a nearly incoherent mumbling about vengeance. Sadly, the onrushing flood that is Jersey Shore dowses this spark of lucidity)

[Phox]

i have no clue who phoenixofdiscordia is so im suspicious of her

Fixed for future reference.

Well, I guess that's fair. But since you pulled this strategy last game, when LMNO was getting too close and using logic, this is making you look suspicious too, Fred. But I didn't name you,  and if you were a spider, it would probably behoove you to let me keep making these assumptions for awhile yet. I don't think you are the spider.

@Semaj at least the spiders got you, and you weren't the first victim of your teammates' paranoia.

[Don Coyote]

I actually retract my vote, and will abstain this round.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

what, i knew who lmno was? so that isnt pulling this strategy....
i didnt say anything about your arguement or logic i really just have no clue who you are and dont remember anything you posted  

[Phox]

what, i knew who lmno was? so that isnt pulling this strategy....
i didnt say anything about your arguement or logic i really just have no clue who you are and dont remember anything you posted  

Like I said, that's fair. And I don't think you are a spider. 

[The Wizard]

@Semaj at least the spiders got you, and you weren't the first victim of your teammates' paranoia.

But I could see where the wind was blowing! 

[Remington]

It's my understanding that the Discordians can now choose to form a Cabal.


Also, I vote for Fred. Because Dracula and the Spiders would no doubt be itching to make an alliance.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

OH HELL NAW. FUCK THEM SPIDERS THE BLOOD BELONGS TO DRACULA 

ALSO, REMMINGTON YOU SPAG I THOUGHT AT LEAST YOU OF ALL PEOPLE COULD REMEMBER TO PUT A VOTE TALLY IN YOUR POST

[Phox]

The Discordians can form a Cabal, I think, but I don't think there is any benefit unless the spiders have formed the Machine, right? It wastes a round they could be converting more Discordians in preparation for the Machine. More Discordians means less chance the Cabal gets disbanded by the Citizens voting one away. On the other hand, having a Cabal in place before the Machine is formed could mean the difference between getting steam rolled by the Machine and stopping it. Tough choice, really.

[The Wizard]

Maybe there were ulterior motives for my removal? Other than lulz, of course.

[Phox]

Semaj, should you be thinking so loudly in the game thread? 

[The Wizard]

Mmm...Judge Judy's on...(cracks open a can of beer).

[ThatGreenGentleman]

The current vote (I think I counted them right...)
Dok - 1
Fred - 1
Iptous - 1
Sig - 1
JohnnyX - 1
Cudgel - 1

If the tally is wrong fix it yourselves.