SPIDERS: It's not a game.

[Phox]

I am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

Go spiders, go! Kill them all!

Silence, you arachnoid roadkill!

Since when have you been scary? 

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

[Don Coyote]

I am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

hAvE YoU eVER seeEN WHAT i can do WITH a bLEnder?
yOu wILl fiND oUt fIRsT hAnD.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

[Phox]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

[The Wizard]

hAvE YoU eVER seeEN WHAT i can do WITH a bLEnder?
yOu wILl fiND oUt fIRsT hAnD.

Have you ever seen what I can do with a pickax, a gimp suit, and thirty pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt nude?

Pray you never do.

[Phox]

hAvE YoU eVER seeEN WHAT i can do WITH a bLEnder?
yOu wILl fiND oUt fIRsT hAnD.

Have you ever seen what I can do with a pickax, a gimp suit, and thirty pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt nude?

Pray you never do.

[The Wizard]

That is where the pickax comes in.

[The Wizard]

Literally.

[Phox]

That is where the pickax comes in.

Well, duh. How the hell else am I supposed to get off?

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  

[The Wizard]

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

[Phox]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

And I'm the liar? 

[Don Coyote]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

And I'm the liar? 

You did deny being a spider.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

You has cookies? If you really do, I'll join!  

[Phox]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

And I'm the liar? 

You did deny being a spider.

Well, that was self defense. And also, i'm good at it. Ask Semaj about our PM conversation.