SPIDERS: It's not a game.

[The Wizard]

You has cookies? If you really do, I'll join!

[Jasper]

This thread is cuter than Fred's avatar.

[Don Coyote]

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside. 

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

And I'm the liar? 

You did deny being a spider.

Well, that was self defense. And also, i'm good at it. Ask Semaj about our PM conversation. 

No, that is quite alright. What you two do behind PMs is between you and the pick ax.

[Eater of Clowns]

The subsumed and bussed are apparently on a super evil mission to make it a pain in the ass to keep track of votes or arguments.  

The remaining players are trying to be paranoid and stressed.  We don't have time for your levity and fun, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

You has cookies? If you really do, I'll join!

Sign me up!  

[Don Coyote]

The subsumed and bussed are apparently on a super evil mission to make it a pain in the ass to keep track of votes or arguments.  

The remaining players are trying to be paranoid and stressed.  We don't have time for your levity and fun, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Ippy is a Spider, and DOk is working for another Spider secretly.

[Phox]

No, that is quite alright. What you two do behind PMs is between you and the pick ax.

The subsumed and bussed are apparently on a super evil mission to make it a pain in the ass to keep track of votes or arguments.  

The remaining players are trying to be paranoid and stressed.  We don't have time for your levity and fun, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

You should have known this was coming when LMNO allowed people to keep posting here.  

[The Wizard]

Ask Semaj about our PM conversation.

Please. I am many things, but stupid is not one of them. I knew you may have been a spider. I just realized that if you were, it didn't change my situation, whereas if you were a citizen, well, I could take advantage of that. So, I acted off of the assumption that you were a particularly naive and trusting citizen.

[Phox]

Ask Semaj about our PM conversation.

Please. I am many things, but stupid is not one of them. I knew you may have been a spider. I just realized that if you were, it didn't change my situation, whereas if you were a citizen, well, I could take advantage of that. So, I acted off of the assumption that you were a particularly naive and trusting citizen.

Not just any spider, Herr Doktor, but the very one who subsumed you.

[The Wizard]

Not just any spider, Herr Doktor, but the very one who subsumed you.

Yes, and you are going to pay for that mistake very soon.

[Eater of Clowns]

A count (and, I believe, a current one):

Fred - 1
Howl - 1
Iptuous - 6
Joh'Nyx - 2

There needs to be one more if Ipt is to go.

[The Wizard]

The subsumed and bussed are apparently on a super evil mission to make it a pain in the ass to keep track of votes or arguments.   

The remaining players are trying to be paranoid and stressed.  We don't have time for your levity and fun, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Power Gimp, silence this blithering fool, who dares to suggest I am "fun".

[Remington]

I change my vote to Iptous, because apathy = fail in this game.

Iptous - 7

[Elder Iptuous]

you filthy, fleshy bastard......

[Storebrand]

Voting Ippy as well.

Fred - 1
Howl - 1
Iptuous - 8
Joh'Nyx - 2