ATTN: DOKTOR HOWL

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

You know what FUCK YOU!

I can say for a fact Dok doesn't hate me and the only place I have in the pecking order is on fucking top so STFU and take your ass back on the porch.

[Doktor Howl]

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

Oh, so now Vex is going to explain what I really think.

Carry on, shitneck.  Tell me more.

[Doktor Howl]

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

You know what FUCK YOU!

I can say for a fact Dok doesn't hate me and the only place I have in the pecking order is on fucking top so STFU and take your ass back on the porch.

It turns out that I've offended his ironic lifestyle.   

[Cain]

Reversing two words in that sentence, if you offend a hipster ironically, they'll make you their King.

[Doktor Howl]

Reversing two words in that sentence, if you offend a hipster ironically, they'll make you their King.

Apparently, I have mind control lazors.  Amazing.  Vex took 4 years to get around to being a noob.

[Don Coyote]

Is today troll Dok Howl day again?

[Doktor Howl]

Is today troll Dok Howl day again?

It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.

He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.

As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.

[Cain]

Maybe Vex's real name is Benjamin Button?

[Doktor Howl]

Maybe Vex's real name is Benjamin Button?

Now I have coffee on my screen.   

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

Oh, so now Vex is going to explain what I really think.

Carry on, shitneck.  Tell me more.

I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.

I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.

You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.

I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.

[Eater of Clowns]

I don't know what's worse, me having acted like an asshole without really trying, or the fact that Vex is going out of his way to be one.

[Doktor Howl]

I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.

I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.

You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.

I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.

Thanks, Wade.  Aren't you glad you got that off your chest?

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know what's worse, me having acted like an asshole without really trying, or the fact that Vex is going out of his way to be one.

EoC, I really want that other situation to end.  I just can't get past that comment.

[Don Coyote]

Is today troll Dok Howl day again?

It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.

He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.

As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.

Well you are a nexus of a Rage.

But.....I am fucking confused.