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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, September 21, 2010, 09:08:28 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.

Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.

:cheers:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...

Threesomes have always been more about having fun rather than having sex.  Like, extended three-way foreplay.  It's fun, but it's less of an emotional connection with me than one-on-one sex.


Also:  Ipt, if you're enjoying it, DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT ANYONE ELSE HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.

Dysfunctional Cunt

I have to agree with Dok and Nigel.....  the best part of the threesome is more bragging rights than anything that actually occurs during the actual event.

Its really a been there done that kind of thing lets move on and find something else.

HOWEVER, for the record, most men who I know that have had this experience and thoroughly enjoyed it had more of a passive role of master and slave girls scenario than a give and take.  If that makes sense.  :?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:32:17 PM
well, we've been having a blast lately...  :oops:


If you like it, that's awesome. What other people do or don't enjoy in bed has no reflection on what you do or don't enjoy in bed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


tyrannosaurus vex

Three-ways (and four-ways and five-ways, etc) are fun, but it isn't really sex, it's more like Full Release Twister.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.

Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.

:cheers:

What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?

Elder Iptuous

hmm...
thanks Alphapance/Nigel :)  ... no worries.  the PD poll meter isn't going to affect my extracurricular activities!
also, it is perhaps substantial that it has been a foursome rather than a threesome....  we did experience an awkward unbalance with a third wheel, and decided that another couple is far more enjoyable. (as well as having more possibilities!)
but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.

Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.

:cheers:

What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?

I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM

but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)


You mean Vexation.

Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.

They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

ah yes. sorry Nigel.
we seem to be on the same page.  :)

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.

Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.

:cheers:

What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?

I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
My home county is only 2,000 sq miles smaller than your state.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.

Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.

:cheers:

What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?

I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
My home county is only 2,000 sq miles smaller than your state.

County?  :lulz:

That word doesn't exist here. I live in Suffolk County which means absolutely nothing outside of severe weather warnings.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:58:47 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.

Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.

:cheers:

What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?

I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
My home county is only 2,000 sq miles smaller than your state.

County?  :lulz:

That word doesn't exist here. I live in Suffolk County which means absolutely nothing outside of severe weather warnings.

That is what happens when you have states bigger than some countries, you have to sub-divide the states into smaller state-lets. :lulz:

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM

but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)


You mean Vexation.

Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.

They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.




Best way to avoid this is to have a fifth person acting as a Free Agent (Object "M" in the diagram below) whose job is to circle the foursome and tie the two couples together using his/her bedside skills:

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM

but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)


You mean Vexation.

Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.

They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.




Best way to avoid this is to have a fifth person acting as a Free Agent (Object "M" in the diagram below) whose job is to circle the foursome and tie the two couples together using his/her bedside skills:



:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."