ATTN: DOKTOR HOWL

[Doktor Howl]

what's MCR?

My Chemical Romance.

Emo mixed with really, really bad instrumentals.

[Don Coyote]

Is there any good country being made? I stopped listening to country ages ago, when i moved to a city that had more than golden oldies, country, teeny bopper pop and NPR. That was also about the time I noticed all the pop-country or puntry.
Fuck I think I'm gonna buy a Johny cash CD and Hank Williams Sr. Tired of listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Abney Park and bad metal.

[Adios]

Is there any good country being made? I stopped listening to country ages ago, when i moved to a city that had more than golden oldies, country, teeny bopper pop and NPR. That was also about the time I noticed all the pop-country or puntry.
Fuck I think I'm gonna buy a Johny cash CD and Hank Williams Sr. Tired of listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Abney Park and bad metal.

Yes there is.

[Doktor Howl]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

[Doktor Howl]

Is there any good country being made? I stopped listening to country ages ago, when i moved to a city that had more than golden oldies, country, teeny bopper pop and NPR. That was also about the time I noticed all the pop-country or puntry.
Fuck I think I'm gonna buy a Johny cash CD and Hank Williams Sr. Tired of listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Abney Park and bad metal.

Yes there is.

[offstage]

RUBBISH!

[/offstage]

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

[Adios]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

[Doktor Howl]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

So, you aren't much of a club kid then, I assume.  

[Don Coyote]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.

[Adios]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

Are you really playing this shit? Asshole.

[Doktor Howl]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

Point.  But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.

[Doktor Howl]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.

I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, once.

[The Wizard]

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

[Adios]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

Point.  But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.

I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.

[Doktor Howl]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

Point.  But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.

I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.

Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.

Other than that, she's okay, I guess.