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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 22, 2010, 02:38:33 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
September 22, 2010, 05:49:38 PM
3-D porn?  Gives a whole new meaning to "In Your Face" eh?

I just don't think a giant penis or vagina coming at me would heighten the mood.... 

More likely to scare the fuck right out of me....

Adios

#16
September 22, 2010, 05:50:43 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 22, 2010, 05:49:38 PM
3-D porn?  Gives a whole new meaning to "In Your Face" eh?

I just don't think a giant penis or vagina coming at me would heighten the mood.... 

More likely to scare the fuck right out of me....

AND get you knocked up.

AFK

#17
September 22, 2010, 06:39:54 PM
I hear that those who engage in 3D porn tend to be rendered helpless afterwords.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

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September 22, 2010, 09:12:11 PM
:argh!:
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