I am NOT Welsh...

[Cain]

Actually my ancestery is Irish, Scottish and Yorkish.  But a real Welsh person would know the scenario I am describing.

Also srsly, I had no idea until I was 18 that there were still parts of Wales where Welsh was still the first language.  I always thought it had been wiped out, like Cornish and Pictish, only to be semi-revived much later.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances". 

Oregon is said to have been heavily settled by Welsh immigrants... is it any wonder that we're well-known for our woolen mills?

[Jenne]

Am not Welsh...that I know of, there might be some Welsh in there, though, truth be known.  Hm...but you can trace my father's ancestry directly back to Germany and Italy as well as the Native American tribes...and my mom's is the oldie but goodie where we had Mayflower-types who eventually spawned folks who fought on both sides of the American Civil War...so I'm sorta a true American in a few ways.  Have most of Europe in my lineage, I think...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

My mom's parents came over from Ireland.  My father's father came over from Germany at the end of WWII. I was always told it was Ireland until about a year ago.  His mother grew up on the reservation.

I'm a whack combination, but I like me so I don't mind 

[Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard]

I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances". 

that is because you are descended from Welsh criminals.

Dammit, the sheep-shaggers are in Cumbria!

[East Coast Hustle]

Oregon is said to have been heavily settled by Welsh immigrants.

That makes SO much sense.