Important Choices

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

bought some kettle chips cause of this thread. totally voted right

[East Coast Hustle]

got a rimjob because of this thread. totally voted right.

also made them pop an altoid first so now my farts smell like wintergreen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Because of this thread my boyfriend is coming over to give me a bag of chips and oral sex.

Score!

[Freeky]

THIS THREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This thread makes me really want potato chips.

This thread really makes me want to lick my wife's asshole.

[LMNO]

Am I the only one who is willing to defend the gentle art of rimming?

Damn. I really must be kind of gay.

[Cain]

I stand by my position, which is you are all UNWITTING TOOLS in a FIENDISH SYSTEM of Cram's design.

[Jasper]

Am I the only one who is willing to defend the gentle art of rimming?

Damn. I really must be kind of gay.

Naw, I got your back.  As it were. 

[Nast]

Hm. Can't you just cover the necessary parts with plastic wrap or something?

[Salty]

I chose, and always will choose, the rimjob for a simple reason: You can't get it from a vending machine.

Well. Maybe in Japan.

[Jasper]

I could see a market for that.  All I'd need is someone willing to hang out in a vending machine all day.

[Salty]

In the event it were available from a vending machine I would still pick the rimjob cause, well hell, it sure would brighten up my lunches.

[Nast]

I could see a market for that.  All I'd need is someone willing to hang out in a vending machine all day.

The Japanese are rather advanced in robotic technologies. I'm sure they can just build some kind of Rim-o-Matic that also bows politely before going down on your chocolate starfish.

[Jasper]

Itadakimasu!

[Payne]

I stand by my position, which is you are all UNWITTING TOOLS in a FIENDISH SYSTEM of Cram's design.

This.

Since this thread started, I have not had potato chips OR any form of oral sex (In any possible permutation thereof)

I blame Cram, and will end him.