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Started by Cramulus, September 22, 2010, 09:45:16 PM

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What do you want?

rimjob (receiving)
11 (30.6%)
potato chips
25 (69.4%)

Total Members Voted: 36

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Cramulus

September 22, 2010, 09:45:16 PM
For some, this will be a difficult choice.

Jasper

#1
September 22, 2010, 09:45:53 PM
Not especially. 

8)

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
September 22, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Potato chips.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

#3
September 22, 2010, 10:57:52 PM
I'm tired of people kissing my ass all day. Time for someone to get down in there with their tongue.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#4
September 22, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
I like potato chips.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#5
September 22, 2010, 11:01:22 PM
POTATOOOOOOCHIPS

Cramulus

#6
September 22, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
this is a very important decision

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
September 22, 2010, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 22, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
this is a very important decision

Oh dear... I suspect some terrible catch with the potato chips....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

#8
September 22, 2010, 11:30:12 PM
the chips are fine. they're just regular chips.

Nast

#9
September 22, 2010, 11:32:27 PM
Sea salt 'n' vinegar rimjobs.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

East Coast Hustle

#10
September 23, 2010, 01:02:49 AM
I'm disappointed in everybody ITT except for myself and one other person.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Elder Iptuous

#11
September 23, 2010, 01:11:40 AM
well, to be fair ECH, he didn't indicate who is delivering the rimjob.
is it an offer from him?
the moustache could be unbearably ticklish!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
September 23, 2010, 01:13:28 AM
I voted for potato chips because, dude, POTATO CHIPS.

I want them more than I want a rimjob.

That is all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#13
September 23, 2010, 01:30:03 AM
Findings suggest spags fucking love potato chips.  Experts baffled.

Elder Iptuous

#14
September 23, 2010, 01:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2010, 01:13:28 AM
I voted for potato chips because, dude, POTATO CHIPS.

I want them more than I want a rimjob.

That is all.

well i'll take the rimjob and bring my own potato chips.
ill be sitting there munching while getting munched.
do you have a rimjob on hand in your pantry?  huh?!
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