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Started by Cramulus, September 22, 2010, 09:45:16 PM

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What do you want?

rimjob (receiving)
11 (30.6%)
potato chips
25 (69.4%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

bought some kettle chips cause of this thread. totally voted right

East Coast Hustle

got a rimjob because of this thread. totally voted right.

also made them pop an altoid first so now my farts smell like wintergreen. :)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Because of this thread my boyfriend is coming over to give me a bag of chips and oral sex.

Score!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

THIS THREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.

This thread really makes me want to lick my wife's asshole.

:spittake:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Am I the only one who is willing to defend the gentle art of rimming?

Damn. I really must be kind of gay.

Cain

I stand by my position, which is you are all UNWITTING TOOLS in a FIENDISH SYSTEM of Cram's design.

Jasper

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 25, 2010, 04:17:08 AM
Am I the only one who is willing to defend the gentle art of rimming?

Damn. I really must be kind of gay.

Naw, I got your back.  As it were.  :lulz:

Nast

Hm. Can't you just cover the necessary parts with plastic wrap or something?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Salty

I chose, and always will choose, the rimjob for a simple reason: You can't get it from a vending machine.

Well. Maybe in Japan.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jasper

I could see a market for that.  All I'd need is someone willing to hang out in a vending machine all day.

Salty

In the event it were available from a vending machine I would still pick the rimjob cause, well hell, it sure would brighten up my lunches.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nast

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 25, 2010, 04:35:49 AM
I could see a market for that.  All I'd need is someone willing to hang out in a vending machine all day.

The Japanese are rather advanced in robotic technologies. I'm sure they can just build some kind of Rim-o-Matic that also bows politely before going down on your chocolate starfish.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper


Payne

Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2010, 04:18:37 AM
I stand by my position, which is you are all UNWITTING TOOLS in a FIENDISH SYSTEM of Cram's design.

This.

Since this thread started, I have not had potato chips OR any form of oral sex (In any possible permutation thereof)

I blame Cram, and will end him.